Bonus Excerpt from Island Hopping
I’m not overly surprised when I look out the window and see the n***d, wrinkled, and saggy white butt pointed in my direction. Knowing this is just the woman’s latest antic to try to get under my skin, I refuse to allow it to bother me.
After unlocking and raising my living room window, I yell outside through the screen, “Good morning, Baggy!”
Standing up to her full four feet, eight inches of height, with her pants still around her ankles, the spry little old lady turns around to glare at me. She’s obviously disappointed that her prank didn’t upset me.
Shaking my head, I decide the least I can do is play along with her ornery game. “That’s a good one. You really got me this time, Baggy!”
At this the older woman beams and yanks her pants back up. Rais
