29
We head down to the theatre as a cheerful group, having no idea what the next hour of not-so-real reality television is about to rain down on us. Something deep inside me brings about a feeling of foreboding, but I attempt to squelch it by forcing the premonition to the backburner. For some reason, I don't want to believe the show will distort us into something we are not––even though I have already experienced it first-hand.
The episode starts innocently enough with a quick recap of our beautiful wedding ceremonies and the wild pool party that ensued afterward. There is a quick break for a word from the show's sponsors, and then I see my face flash on the screen.
They do an extreme close-up of me nervously saying, "I do" at the wedding. The scene then cuts to Cam carrying me over th
