“Hag,” Rob snarled and went back to his idiotic, “FREEBIRD!”
Laura shook her head in disgust.
The lead singer (Bowser?) now felt compelled to address the hecklers.
“Thanks guys. Thanks. We appreciate the enthusiasm, but we are NOT Lynyrd Skynyrd.” He gave a forced chuckle, which the crowd returned. “Common mistake.”
The crowd genuinely laughed at this one, but Wayne came back, belligerent and on point. “Yeah, ‘cause Skynyrd doesn’t SUCK!”
He and Rob high-fived, and the crowd booed at them.
They didn’t care, but Laura had enough. “Wayne!”
“What?” He shrugged as if he didn’t know he had crossed any lines.
“Ugh!” She threw up her hands and stormed off.
Rob chuckled, but Wayne didn’t care for such dismissal. His countenance darkened. “Hey, where are you going?” He caught up with Laura
