"And who the f**k are you?" Mr. Keller said poking Xavier's chest.
"Er, I'm Xavier Blatter. I live next door..."
"s**t, what happened to your face? You're not even her boyfriend! She really is a w***e!" Mr. Keller interrupted. "Wait until I tell you parents about this. Stark naked in public with a boy!"
"No, please, Mr. Keller. Don't tell them," Penny begged.
"I couldn't believe it when I looked out the stockroom to see this oaf fondling your naked butt as he carried you past!"
"I wasn't fondling her butt," Xavier complained.
"Shut up! You both come in here while I get hold of your parents, Penny!" Mr. Keller ordered opening the gate to his store yard.
Xavier turned to face Penny. "What do you want to do?" he asked her.
Penny's face had a familiar resigned look. "Whatever he wants,
