But I wasn't stupid. There was no way I was going to invite my buddy's home to f**k my mother. To do that would have been to kill my reputation to say nothing of all the weird looks I'd get from everyone when they found, and they would find out. And if I did bring a couple friends home there was no way that one of them wouldn't brag about it. I tried to tell mom that, but of course she knew better.
"Don't you worry sweetie. All I have to do is tell them that if anybody blabs I'll cut them all off. Trust me, they'll keep each other in line."
I still didn't like the idea and I told her so. Then I told her that I would not bring any one home. I told her I would invite someone over and leave them alone and it would be up to her to get him in bed with her. I was against it; I didn't want to d
