First he gets the mother, then the father.
Enjoy..
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The story sounded like it came from a braggart who would tell you whatever he believed you would believe just as long as it made him look like a stud, except that I knew the man telling the story and I believed him.
I was having lunch with an old friend from my army days. Jeff was in from Boston for a sales convention and we had arranged to meet for lunch at the same hotel where he was staying. The conversation covered every subject under the sun and when I got to the point where I asked him how his wife was he gave a loud snort and told me that she was long gone.
"Came home from work early one day and found her in bed with two guys. I kicked her ass out and I haven't seen her since." So then I asked how his love life was and h
