twenty 17th August, Friday I can’t believe we had s*x. Wow. I still feel that it was all just a dream. Let me pinch myself— Well, it was real. I mean, we stayed up all night. Having s*x, cuddling, laughing, dizzy talking. To be honest, the first time was a little uncomfortable, but soon we practiced enough to know why the world was so obsessed with s*x. It was so euphoric and you lose calories without working out! But I hated how you teased me on my weird penguin walk. My, oh my, was I sore? Still, it was a good kind of sore. Not painfully sore, if you know what I mean. I am rambling, sorry. If I said I loved you before then, I think I am more than in love with you after yesterday. The rose, the ‘I am Jedi!’ lightning neon condom, your main purpose to make me comfortable, making me la

