“Hi,” Crystal greets, not as shocked and disgusted as I am, and then she and my mother start talking about I don't know what with enthusiasm while my father and I can't do anything but look at each other, caught in the same disturbance. I shudder with disgust when I think about what I saw again, causing my father to do the same, so we both take our respective woman to get the fück out of here and end this uncomfortable situation “... and then we were talking about our feelings for almost two hours.” “Asher talking about feelings? That's something I'd like to see... oh, um... Well, goodbye!” she says when my father easily lifts her and takes her away. Crystal stares at them, ignoring that I've already started walking, so I have to go back and do the same thing my father did, carry her to

