Chapter 15The phone rings at 10am on Sunday morning, but it didn't wake us as we are all already up. Stuart is still eating breakfast, although the rest of us have finished and are just drinking coffee. Stuart has a huge appetite and a very sweet tooth. He's still stuffing himself with baguette. He has, in fact, eaten a whole baguette on his own and is now sampling a third type of Patricia's preserves. “I don't know where he puts it,” Gilbert says. “Look at him. There's not a gram of spare flesh anywhere, and I should know,” he adds with a wink. “Cheeky! You're just jealous,” Stuart replies and he keeps munching. “It's Marjorie on the phone,” I say to Gilbert, interrupting the banter. “She wants to speak to you.” Gilbert rolls his eyes. “Probably some more criticism from your esteemed

