The Chesterfield Cinema on Market Street had been built back in the 1970s when p**n movie theaters became the rage. It had never completely stopped operation, but the flow of business dropped to a trickle with the boom of online p**n just before the turn of the century and beyond. Why bother with the hassle of schlepping downtown when you could handle your business in the comfort of home? But the outlawing of the Internet ten years earlier had served to rekindle interest in places like the Chesterfield.
“It’s a scientific fact that sometimes a man has got to shoot his load,” Hank McDonald, the cinema’s owner, told Malibu the day she applied for the sole one-bedroom apartment above the theater. “If he doesn’t, the jizz will just build up inside him until it practically bursts out of his ey
