CHAPTER 60
On the 29th of November, Lary passes her Ontario private investigators exams with crawling colors. It isn’t exactly soaring to new heights, but never mind. A pass is a pass is a pass, as Pumpkin and Stan reassure her.
Besides, it is just in time to open her doors on the first day of December. Just in time, in fact, to get all the pre-Christmas shoplifters, marital bust-ups, and knuckle-headed husbands whose gifts for their mistresses were accidently opened by their wives, that sort of thing.
After much thought, she and Stan decide to drop the “Bladder” and shorten the company name to T.P. Investigations. Pumpkin brilliantly devises a logo of a teepee. She is now in the process of making letterhead, envelopes, invoices, a sign for the door, and business cards.
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