Why You Shouldn’t Kiss Dead Girls
By Jenna Swisher
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I NEVER UNDERSTOOD what Charming saw in dead chicks. Generally speaking, a heartbeat is the minimum most men find necessary in a lover, but not Charming. No, he liked his women how he liked his booze: cold, stiff, and smelling riper with age. Little did he know these necrophiliac tendencies would eventually, unwittingly, unleash an undead horde upon the land. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
It all started that night at the pub.
Rumor around the Kingdom was a beautiful princess, knowing her stepmother put a price on her head, was dumb enough to take multiple presents from a strange old lady. After almost dying from a tightly laced corset and a poisoned comb, the princess thought, ‘Why not?’ to the same old lady bring
