PAPS PURSUE POTENTIAL PRINCESS TO PUB-1
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Chapter 5: PAPS PURSUE POTENTIAL PRINCESS TO PUB
1 FEBRUARY
Year 21 of the Reign of King Henry XII
I am an absolute fool. After I got back from the gym I let Priya talk me into going out to the wine bar two blocks over for a change of scenery and also alcohol. We looked out the windows before we left and didn’t see anyone outside except people going about their own business. We didn’t see anyone as we were walking to the bar either. It was all fine and going to be a good night out, but someone at the bar recognized me and took my picture and put it on Twitter — I know, because I found it online later. When we left, a whole herd of paparazzi were waiting for me outside.
Priya beat them away WITH HER FLIP-FLOPS.
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