Chapter One Okay, confession time… I’m 24, damn near a virgin, and no prospects, not a single one. Life bites, huh? So I go online and try to imagine my way into some guy’s bed. But it ain’t happening for me, mainly because I haven’t the creativity to imagine myself in some stud’s arms: I’m a curvy, girl-next-door type. Not exactly the kind of girl every guy daydreams about. Add to that, I’m a pissed off: I’m tired of page after f*****g cyber page of rail-thin skanks with plastic t**s and I’m really pissed that they’ve become the online-standard, as if most of the women out there aren’t built more like me. But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I just need a lot more exposure, maybe there are guys out there who appreciate a full-bodied bad b***h like me. Who knows? After a few weeks of indecisio

