An Urgent LetterAny Date
Ms. Hopeful Writer
Goddess of the House
Your Writing Niche
Nowheresville, Writers' World Unzipped
Dear Ms. Writer,
I was meant for writing. Each time you stick me into your mouth, I promise to stain your teeth.
Never mind thinking me faulty and changing the cartridge. I work well in all colors. You would look ridiculous with one black tooth, one red, one blue, and so on. That's unless you wish to incite a new fad of rainbow teeth. That would be as strange as the stories you create and might even garner you more rejection. So please, I'm not a pacifier and don't appreciate being salivated upon. You're stuck in suck mode and it's just another form of writer's block.
I suggest you learn to use your computer and keyboard, which you will be unable to get into yo
