•• Wear this tonight. —Cole •• I turn the package over in my hands, squeezing it and feeling its contours. It’s mostly soft, and I would guess it was a piece of clothing if it weren’t for the hard edge protruding out of one side. I quickly lose interest in deciphering the mystery package’s contents and tear it open. The first thing my hands touch is a black, silky material. I hold up the material in the air and quickly realize it's a cocktail dress. I check the dress’s label and realize that it’s a very expensive dress. After admiring my new outfit, I dig through the package and pull out a square box. The box is bright pink, but other than that, its packaging is suspiciously discreet. I unwrap the package and pull out a pink egg shaped silicone object. I’m confused and go rooting fo

