1 Whitney Mason, Interstellar Brides Processing Center, Miami, Florida Foreplay was great, but I liked f*****g better. A good, hard, make-me-forget-my-name pounding. In my opinion, candlelight, flowers, and whispering sweet nothings were no indication of a man’s God-given talent between the sheets. In fact, those things could be used as a crutch. There was effort there, sure. But there was also money. Tossing cash around didn’t impress me. It wasn’t what got a man in my pants. It was the expectation of a wild ride. Jaded? Definitely. But I was jaded about everything—and everyone—these days. But what was happening to me right now? Holy f**k. Never happened before. Never felt anything like it before. Never imagined it was even possible. Right now? Bring on the foreplay! Hands were on

