Chapter Fourteen The nightmare has begun. No, nothing to do with the Morrigan or Angus. I’m having to wear a dress. A monstrosity. Tight, frilly, far too large a neckline. My boobs are practically falling out of it, held back only by a small band of lace. Why do Gods have such a terrible fashion sense? They’re all about showing as much skin as possible while also showing wealth and importance with the quality of the fabrics. Tamara is giggling loudly while I inspect myself in the mirror. “I’m going to flash Gods,” I mutter, trying to adjust the inbuilt – but almost non-existent – bra. “It will help, they’ll like that,” Tamara snorts and I shoot her an evil look. I’m tempted to give her the finger as well, but I’ve learned they don’t have that gesture here in the Realm. “I don’t like

