Hazel A thrill of triumph coursed through me as I scanned the last media page, a beam of satisfaction spreading across my lips. My plan was working perfectly. I had quietly done my background work in the shadows, connecting with every major media house, blog, and news channel. The result was a coordinated storm of publicity for my new movie role. The movie official photo featured me dressed as a nurse, tenderly caring for a patient—a formidable old woman who was a dead ringer for Mrs. Longhill. The public had connected the dots instantly. “Is this a hint? Mrs. Longhill just had knee surgery, and Hazel is playing a nurse for a similar character!” “Wedding bells should be ringing already!” “Can't wait for the wedding gala and photoshoot!” Exactly. That was the entire point. The troll

