I Reincarnated into a GOAT?

What kind of Show is This?

So, I was pumped, excited to watch the show. It started off with a bang. Demons casting spells, showing off their potions as well as their physical strength. The Roman Empire had nothing on my gladiators. As the fights became more intense, so did the aroma from the audience.

Sooooo...now  I'm sitting here getting more entertainment from the audience.

I mean, the demons fighting are good. But the audience is hilarious. Three seats below my box is a lower level gello who is sucking off a demon, who is fingering another lower level gello who is sucking off another...basically the arena's pheromones and blood lust is causing the lower level demons to feel horny. It's a giant orgy-but everybody is still in their seats.

This s**t is hilarious. This s**t is surreal as well.

The demons in the arena are exhibiting blood lust, and the audience is experiencing s****l lust due to them and the scent of blood in the air.

I need to focus on the battles, but the slurping noises alone cause a huge distraction. How in the hell are the fighting demons staying focused?

My d**k is standing straight up from the various lust pheromones in the air.

This is more like a rager...daygar... than a competition. I'm waiting to see if the original demons from Shoakland will bring out their drugs. Honestly, as much as it would add humour to the situation, I really hope they don't.

I refocus for the hundredth time on the arena floor, and they have moved onto group battles. The one on one determines their strength, the group determines their strategy skills. There are four groups with about forty demons in each group. The demons that battled and lost during  the one and one's have already left the arena, most are in the audience now enjoying a different kind of battle.

The group battle is going great-I can tell the ranks and what battle formation they are playing out. I already know I want the demons from both sides who planned it. I can feel myself expanding, trying to find the mastermind from each side. A pair of demon twins on one side and wolf demon from the other. I keep their aura in me. The twins force wins, but it doesn't really matter, I want them and the wolf in my elite private battalion. I want only the most competent and loyal soldiers...or they could make excellent generals for my legions...either way, I want them.

It is times like this that I need soldiers, I could send them, but instead I have to do the work myself.

As the next battalion is preparing and the arena floor is being cleaned up (bodies removed) I make my way to the twin demons as my first stop, but they are with the wolf and some others...laughing and enjoying the day. Good, nobody is hostile over the fight.

"How did you create that illusion spell? Bruh, it kicked ass" Demon 1 said to the wolf as I walked up, the three pausing in their fam moment at my interruption.

"My bad, I just felt the need to come talk to you three before the competition is over" I looked at their bodies, the twins looked to be feline demons. Rare, but strong. Their eyes glow at me, not in challenge-which is good for them.

"I know the rules of the competition, but I saw the battalion forms. If the three of you would like, you can continue to compete, but I would also like to invite you into my elite rank, regardless of the outcome." After speaking, I won't stand around to force them, the oath must be given by choice and not coercion, so I head back to my seat. I can feel their stares on my back as I leave, but their scent doesn't smell as if they are opposed to the idea, which makes me a bit happy inside..shit, seriously?

I feel better after telling them, and oddly, it helped me focus more on the rest of the combatants.

The remaining group battle ended and I saw some excellent demons that I would like to recruit for home defense. I stand up and head to the arena floor for the last time today. Those that are too injured or dead are carried out, and the demons from the first battalion come out as well.

"As per our customs, if you want to challenge a demon for a one on one combat before I proceed, now is your time" I stand back as the twin demons are challenged, as well as the wolf. I guess news got out that I talked to them already.

We stand back and make a circle large enough for the six demons to fight without getting in each other's way. I feel bad for the wolf, he has a giant to battle, and this guy was ripping off heads earlier. The twins will be fine, feline demons are...special. So I pay attention to the wolf. The giant grows to his demon, and he is massive. He kept this a secret during the competition-if they both survive, I have a sweet plan for this giant...

The wolf made the first cut as he climbed the giant's legs and ripped open his stomach. Damn you know that had to hurt. The giant reached down and threw him off, dude still had his..intestines? in his mouth...sic! It's a draw...yeah, that was some nasty s**t, literally, we can smell his s**t.

The three demons I talked to earlier defeated all of their oppositions, and I gained around fifty demons that I could train and build into the best demons Hell has ever seen, including the giant that had his guts ripped out, fcker just stuffed them back inside and kept going. Ya gotta love demons.

I get back into the center of the circle, now covered in giant s**t and blood. Just to let you know, that b***r from earlier is gone, way gone. I may never find it again after smelling the putrid smell. I look down at my hooves to make sure I'm not stepping in it. There are some demons who actually find the s**t intestines as a delicacy...not a cool fact at all. I'm just happy that my very large hooves are semi clean with only blood and dirt. I reach up and sling the poison from my horns.

"Congratulations on your victories. Tonight, if you take my oath then you will be welcomed into my home, my family, and we will enjoy a feast in your honor." I look around at the horde. It's not a legion yet, but when I complete my work, I will have the best legion, the best hordes, and the best elite soldiers. "You can call me Justin, if you accept me as your Lord, please stay. If you want to enjoy the competition for sport, but not as my subject, you may leave now." Nobody walked off. I began with the feline twins. At their oath, instead of letting them leave, I had them stay with me, same with the wolf.

They would be mine, my personal subjects, so they would need to make a different oath, and I would let them drink from the fissure as their reward. I smiled to myself as I continued collecting the oaths from the demons, then directed them to different sections of my home. Some would be foot soldiers, some would be part of my elite force, some would be magical vessels, those to care for my family and stay at home.

The magical vessels may seem like they are weak, but actually, they have the most potential, thus, they will be protecting my brides and home. It is the deepest honor to be a demon butler to an upper echelon demon-they basically get the best of both worlds.

I have three demon oaths as magical vessels, I should have a few more, but they will come with time. I have ten demons for my elite soldiers, not counting the twins and wolf, again, I need more, a lot more than this, but I still have three other levels to conquer. "Listen up! Tonight you feast!" At that the gellos from yesterday bring out everything needed, they are competent with magic and cooking apparently-someone is. Soon I hear music as all the demons pitch in to create a party.

I turn to my three demons and smile.

"I need generals, but more I need personal assassins" Their eyes light up, they are only mid level demons, and usually generals come from the highest ranks, "If you agree to fill those rolls, then I will reward you greatly."

The feline twins kneel at the same time, the wolf a second behind as they put their right fist to their chest "Ut det mihi juramento." The incantation is accepted, and I cut my palm, they do the same. I walk to Nate and we grasp hands, combing our blood, then to Tate, last the wolf, Kyle. These are not their true names, as we get closer they will share those if they know them.

"Fratres, stand" I grasp Nate's hand and pull him up as the others stand, brothers, that is what we are now. "Come, we have a feast, but before that, I have a gift for you" I lead them to my Aladdin Paradise and to my wing, "This is my garden and quarters. If you need me, you are welcome here. My brides wing is there" I point to the building attached to my garden, my bitches will be staying with me, but the harem will be theirs to use for spelling and whatever else they need it for. But it does not have any beds. They will sleep with me each night. I feel more possessive over my brides each day, and Dawn is creating emotions in me that I haven't felt since I was a human.

I lead the three to the magical fissures, at my command, the protection spell is removed and their eyes light up. "DemonLord, this is pure magic!" Kyle mutters with awe as he walks towards, Nate and Tate following with excitement.  This is not a rare treat, but an unheard of treat. Pure magic can not be found in our Hell dimension.

"Breath it in deep, I will come back in a few minutes. This will be your reward each time you serve me well" I walk into my bedroom to love on my newest bride. Her golden flesh is too beautiful to show anyone else. I get the blanket and cover her form. She's probably going to get curious when I make her wear clothes all the time. Demons are not modest, ever.

But I don't want anyone seeing my bride but me. I kiss her forehead and move over to my desk, I need to call my Pater and inform him of the fissure. I will also have him and Mater come to see it.

I pour some blood into the cup and call them. My Mater looks happy to see me. "Mater, Pater, can you come to me? I have some wonderful news...and Mater, can you bring Amber and Coral with you?" her eyes dim at my brides names, but she agrees anyways. My Pater nods his head and cuts the call. Well, that was shorter than I imagined. I look over to my Dawn, her golden skin is glowing in the dusk.

I walk outside to my generals, they are sitting in the fog breathing it in. They have already increased their powers with the ten minutes I have been inside. I will let them enjoy it more until my Parens arrive, then they can enjoy the feast as I share this little magical oasis with my Mater and brides. I can't wait to see the look on my Pater's face when he can taste the golden fog.

While I wait for my Familia to arrive, I sit next to the fissure and breath in deep, letting the pure magic coat my body, I can feel it move from my chest out to my limbs. I feel amazing. The three demons have moved from mid level demons to low class upper level demons in less than an hour. Badass.

I feel my bride's presence, I open my eyes to see Amber and Coral's sleepy faces with looks of awe as they move towards the fissure.