Bombs Away! Having departed the McConnell Air Force Base in Kansas just a few hours prior, the squadron of long-range B-5 “Shelly O” Stealth bombers arrived over Igboland in southeastern Nigeria at 3:13 a.m. local time. The air defences of the reclusive and hostile dictatorship (a failed state since the collapse of the global petroleum industry after the advent of microbe-generated electricity from trash) could not detect the invaders. The payloads unleashed by the bombers, however, were a different matter. Each package was as big as a freestanding urban street-toilet stall, swaddled in protective foam and with a chute atop. Soon, mushroom-like synthetic blooms dotted the night sky all over Igboland. Nigerian troops scrambled to meet their descent. Each package, as it touched down in

