David's POV

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"Good morning big brother, how is your "mourning Cumming up"?" "Jake, if you don't want this spatula to go up your asshole you will sit down, quietly and wait for your breakfast, as you can see, me being a good big brother, like am always am, am making breakfast for my kid brother,# babysitting him, just like dad asked me to". "Tell you what David,apart from you providing me with five star hotel meals, which you should, because that's what chefs do, you are doing a very pathetic job in baby sitting me, what, don't give me that look, it's the truth". "Auch Jacob Jefferson, you are hurting my feelings, do you mean am not a good big brother to you?" "Far from it sir, far from it, first of all, since dad left three months ago, I don't remember the last time I had a good night sleep, do you know why, it's because my wonderful elder brother David, always, always, every single night,there is a girl screaming his name till morning, in his room, which by the way is next to mine,do you know what that makes you, a man w***e, a very big one at that, like where do you get the strength and stamina, you are hornier than all men in the world combined". And Jake was right, for the last three months, I have had a different woman in my bed every single night, I just had to, I felt I needed to, why, well because, it's my way of getting over my ex,I can't sit down and cry because I'll feel stupid after,so this was my only way of getting over her, but, I have achieved nothing so far. I see her face in every woman I f**k, I can't seem to let go.She left me for another man, simply because I am a chef and her dad won't let her be with a mere chef, really,in the twenty first century there are still fathers who married off their daughters to men because of their careers?.I am a successful chef, and am good at what I do and I love cooking,its my passion.My dad and brother,studied medicine,am scared of hospitals and doctors all together, so dad didn't push me into medicine like him, simply because I loved cooking. I was always in the kitchen with mom since childhood.I learned almost all my skills mostly from her.And when she died, I opened up a restaurant in memory of her. But I guess that was enough for Ellen's dad to let me be with his daughter, because I was not a billionaire, but I am a millionaire at least.What hurts more, is the fact that she didn't fight for our love, it was like it didn't mean anything to her, I was that easy to let go off. "mhh, they are cute". "Who is cute, mhhhhh.. don't tell me that my baby brother has a crush and is finally ready to lose his virginity?" "David shut up, what made you think I was talking about people, women to be precise". "What else can be cute" "Men,cats, dogs, monkeys,baby elephants,daah Davi" "Wait a damn minute Jakey boy, are you gay, so you are gay, s**t, when were you gonna tell me about it, you are f*****g gay". " Hold it there Mr f**k boy,who said am gay?" "You are gay, you just said men are cute". "Yes, because they are, look at me, I am a cute man,and that doesn't mean I gay, the f**k Davi". "So you are not gay, you are not bend over and you don't do the bending". "For Christ sake Davi no, you want to hear it in Hindi nehi, am not gay, am into women, I love girls, I find them cute, adorable and they smell nice, it's just that unlike you, I don't date for s*x, am waiting for the ONE, I still believe in waiting till marriage and loving and making love to one woman till my hair turns gray, okay, can you now serve my breakfast, am starving, thank you". "Aaaawh, that was too touching,My kid brother has matured too fast, it feels like yesterday when mom was teaching me how to change your diapers, and now, here you are, ready for your nuptial night". "David Jefferson, my breakfast please sir". "Okay now, don't be all grumpy, here you go, a fruit salad, friend eggs and tea, made in Kenya". "Thank you sir". " But seriously Jake, what were you referring to has being cute in your phone earlier, is it a girl you like". "Point of correction Mr sir, I said they are cute, and yeah they are girls, cute girls, dad's favorite students, they fly in today with him". I chocked on my own food, dad is coming back, he would want to know what we have been up to for the past three months, well Jake is doing just fine in the hospital, but me, I have not been in my own restaurant for the last three months, how do I even explain this to him.That I was home for three months since I couldn't get over my ex.ooh s**t,am so dead. "What, why are you surprised, that a father is coming home to his own house, to see his children.Ooh I get it, you are worried about him finding out you have been warming the house for him for the last three months, relax he already knows". "He already knows, who told him, you?" "No, our ancestors did,of course its me, or is there any other person in this house". " But why did you tell Dad about my breakup with Ellen?". "Because you won't tell him what's wrong with you, and he called Kai and since he is your best friend he won't give you away.Since every good loving parent worries about their kids ,he called me,and me being a good brother I told him that his son is a simp, and whoever he was simping over dumped his ass for another richer guy and now he is at home, looking like a rained on chicken, sulking and mopping all over and serving grumpiness for desert to everyone for the last three months and he was okay with it". "He was,he was really okay with it...wait, do I really look like a rained on chicken?". "Of course he was, he is our dad, he is our dad, he understood...and yeah you look worse than a rained on chicken, you even grew a beard, an ugly one at that, and since dad is coming over with girls, I'll suggest we both visit the barber shop before evening,a first impression matters". "Wait dad is coming over with girls, you mean the two girls he always talks about ?". "Davi, I have said that two times already,were you not listening, at all, yeah Moira and Regina, are going to be in this house for the next three months my dearest brother, and you know what, their staying here might actually brighten up our home, because just look at this house, black and white walls and floors, gray furniture, generally, everything here is either in black or white, someone might think that vampires live here, so their coming here is so much welcomed". "You know Jake am really looking forward to meeting them, simply because dad talks about them so much, it's like he wishes their were his daughters, you know what I mean". "I'll also want to be a father to daughters, so I understand were he is coming from, they are actually very cute, they look like twins". "Am not sure if am ready to be a dad, like where does one start, like am 28 years old, am supposed to be married or engaged at least, but look at me Jake, a whole grown ass man like me, has been mopping about a break up for the last three months, like who does that?" "You of course,Chef Davi,oya, clear the table I'll just take a shower and after you and I are going to get rid of that ugly beard of yours that makes you look like an orphaned goat". " Jake seriously,I look like an orphaned goat, how do you even come up with some insults". "Well am smart, brutally honest, assertive and my mouth, well it ain't no snap chat, it doesn't have any filters, it's just pap pap boom" "? I can't even come up with half your insults and jokes". "It's because you, Mr David, is the family disappointment, bad at everything, and you are still your dad's favorite, and me am the family genius, and mother earth needs her Share of stupid people so we can't all be smart sweetheart, but I love your fat ass big brother". "Ooh I love you too baby, now come on run along go have your bath, I have had enough of your sharp tongue this morning, up you go.Twenty minutes Jakey, not even an extra second, you are not girl stop taking so long in the bathroom" "It's because I like pampering myself, and smelling nice after, unlike you who has only one bottle in the bathroom, and you use it for everything, it's the toothpaste, still the shampoo,and you use it for shaving and worse still, you wash the car with it, who does that Davi". "Jake please go take your shower baby please". "Okay big bro, see you in twenty, byee". Sometimes I feel like my brother and I are two gay best friends, we argue like girls, roast each other all over, and still say I love you to each other at the end of the day.Anyway, maybe that's what makes us brothers at the end of the day.We are the Jefferson brothers.After mom died when Jake was ten, we've being all playful towards each other, it worked really well in helping us forget about the pain, especially Jake who was a Mama's boy since day one.But he can be so brutal with his sarcasm sometimes, it makes me feel like punching him across the face, but I remember , that, that is his way of getting over something that is bothering him, so I take it all in. Dad is coming back today, I don't know what to expect from him, but am pretty sure he is gonna give me a piece of his mind, and I mean a very long piece.As the eldest, he expects me to always have my s**t together at all time, but the opposite always happens, Jake is the one who seems to do everything the right way. I really want to make him proud of me, but I don't know how, or where to start,all I can hope is that he won't come home mad at me this time round.
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