“Robot cows? What the heck are robot cows?” I asked as we slow danced.
“Robot cows are what motorcycle cowboys, like Jefferson, round up and take on a cattle drive.”
“Of course.”
“He walks into the White House, after a long afternoon on the range, and Calvin is waiting for him in the Oval Office.”
“The Oval Office?”
“Yes. They share a kiss, and then talk about their respective days. Calvin has just procured world peace, ended global hunger, and matched every neglected and abused child, adult, and elderly person up with someone who will forever more show them nothing but tender loving care.”
“Busy day.”
“Yes. He also found a way to reverse planetary climate damage and get every endangered animal species thriving again, while rescuing countless numbers of domesticated ones as well. Ca
