Morning Jokes.
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Even if Nigerian police were to be given a helicopter to work in the air, they would still collect bribes from the birds.
I can't trust the first bank with their elephant logo. If a snake could swallow #45billion, hmmmmmm, it could swallow the cashiers, branch managers , ATMs and even bank buildings *Say no to banks, bring your money. Let me keep it for you
When I was young, I thought that people with big lips spoke only in CAPITAL LETTERS.
It is only in a Nigerian movie that you open the coffin only for you to see that the corpse is sweating.
Aunty, you did your matriculation three days ago, now you've changed WATER to WORRA and GOD to GOSH........hmmmmm, I have to tell you ooo, just continue
I know that there is a guy somewhere smelling his boxer and if he can still wear it again for the next three days, Bros, please ooooo not be you. I do talk to ooo
Ladies, please try and take our handsome pictures of mountains, prayer house and Shiloh.......... Let boys not go and look unfresh in the presence of God.
I want to be the reason someone will hold his/her phone and laugh while walking and will go and hit his/her head on the nepa pole.
All the lies I've been telling now,I learnt them from my English teacher ooooo, cause she always says WRITE A LETTER TO YOUR UNCLE ABROAD TELLING HIM THAT YOU WANT TO SPEND THE HOLIDAY WITH HIM...me that my uncle is in the village
Aunty, you told me to write a letter about myself and you still scored me 2/10. Wait ooo, are you me??? Calm down, am I you??? No no no, you am me??? Just let me know, are me you
Keep laughing cause it is your boy *WISEPRINCE *
Nowadays, I sleep with salt by my side. I am tired of eating saltless food in my dreams ....nahh joke oooo, it is not good to eat in dreams.
Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car. But in Nigeria, the curse alone will change your destiny.
Anytime I cook at home, the whole family decides to drink garri.... I don't know why.
is that I see wedding ceremonies everywhere. Nobody should mistakenly marry my future wife. ooh
Love can make you see your boyfriend as the most handsome guy on earth. Break up and see how ugly the i***t is
Being dumped by someone you love can make you watch TV for 5hrs without volume, I swear.
I hate it when I go to put offerings in church and one fat girl keeps dancing onwards and backwards like the MTN network....mtchew
Glo weldone o! So I have to sit at the edge of my bed, turn a little to the left and open my mouth before the network enters my phone.
Never trust a girl with a broken phone! If she can break her phone, then what is special in your heart?
When I started f*******: last year, I sent a friend request to a pretty girl and she accepted! I was happy until she asked me to send her a mtn credit
Nobody keeps in touch with you more than a girl you promise to send money. She can even appear in your dream.
Just because you are using MTN doesn't mean you should allow your teeth to be yellow.
It took me 5 hours to compose a joke and you said you would read it without commenting? I will not say anything.
Still brown barry
- Writer
