My eye lids felt as if they were laden with ten tonne weights and trying to open them seemed too much of an effort so I left them closed and enjoyed the heavy,comfortable feel of my body,the complete lack of pain. I'd always been unrepentantly lazy,so why change now? My head was woozy and thick,as if I were drugged,but that felt good too. If this is what being high is like then maybe I should try it. Shouldn't I be in pain though? Was I remembering correctly or did we not almost get eaten by evil birds but were then saved by cute unicorn looking,two butted cats? Maybe I should try harder to dislodge those ten tonne weights after all. I opened my palms and stretched my fingers.It was like pushing through mud,though I felt nothing at my fingertips. Maybe this high thing isn't all it

