A Temporary Glitch

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January 14: I survived. One whole week of pure emptiness, bone-deep cold, and work frustration… and one week of Augustus. Yes, that Augustus. He is still alive. I have not killed him yet, which honestly feels like major character development for me. I should get a trophy for my restraint. January 15: I walked into the office today with a single, desperate prayer: Please. No, Augustus. Not today. For the first hour and forty minutes, it was bliss. Peaceful. Quiet. Productive. Suspiciously normal. Zedrick’s chair was empty. No spinning. No obnoxious laughing. No movie sounds. No "Buttercup." My brain felt calm and appropriately sad. I still miss Zedrick, and his absence makes these cold days feel even crueler, but at least I could breathe. But then, the door creaked. He didn’t walk in; he dragged himself in like gravity had a personal vendetta against him today. He looked like he hadn’t slept in seventy-two years. His hair was a bird's nest, and his eyes were so red I was convinced he’d been battling demons in a parking lot and lost every round. And a grey tracksuit? In an office? This non-serious i***t has no limits. He had dark circles so deep he could probably store groceries in them. He collapsed into his chair and let out a groan so hollow it sounded like his soul was packing its bags. I couldn't help it. I smirked. “Rough night, Augustus?” He lifted his head slowly. His eyes were glossy with actual tears. My heart dropped. My smirk evaporated instantly. Wait. Was he actually… crying? I leaned forward, trying to hide the sudden spike of panic in my chest. “Augustus?” I asked, my voice betraying me by sounding soft. “Hey. What happened? Are you okay?” He sniffed. A loud, wet, pathetic sniff. Great. Now I was panicking because my coffee-stealing rooftop menace had shown up looking like a kicked puppy. “What happened?” I repeated, my "Are-You-Okay" meter hitting red. He let out a shaky breath and whispered, “No!” I blinked. “No? No, what? No explanation? No sleep? No justice?” He buried his face in his hands, his voice cracking. “No… I’m not okay.” I froze. This wasn't the guy who caught coffee cups with one hand. This was a broken, exhausted mess in fleece, and somehow, I wanted to both smother him with a blanket and yell at him for existing. “Tell me what happened,” I insisted. "I can't believe he's gone," he sniffled, his shoulders shaking. "Who? Augustus, who is gone?" I asked, my heart pounding. He looked at me, his lip trembling. “They… killed… Mufasa,” he whispered. “He had a child. He didn't deserve it. The stampede... the betrayal...” I stared. I stared at him for a long time. My soul left my body, checked the weather, and came back just to stare some more. “The Lion King?” I finally choked out. “Mufasa? The cartoon?” He gasped, clutching his chest. “Cartoons? Take that back. He was family! He was a king!" I wanted to smack the life out of him. “They are fiction, Augustus! Nothing is real! You stayed up all night crying over an animated lion?” He lifted his head dramatically, like a ghost rising from a grave. “Buttercup… you know nothing. You have a heart of stone. Just because you’re pretty doesn’t mean you can just say whatever you want about a fallen legend.” I exhaled a breath that was halfway to a scream and flipped my laptop open. Of course. Of course, the universe would pair me with a man-child who has an emotional attachment to 90s Disney movies. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ I tried. I really, truly tried to focus. But it’s too hard to calculate quarterly projections when the person three feet away from you is vibrating with the silent, lingering grief of a fictional lion. "Stop swinging the chair like that. You’re going to break it.” Augustus tilted his head, a slow, cat-like grin spreading across his face. “Hey... why are you so possessive about the chair?’’ “Because you should be careful when you're using something that isn't yours!” I snapped. My voice was higher than I wanted it to be. “You’re just a guest in this cabin, Augustus. Act like one.” “It’s mine now,” he said simply. He kicked off the floor, giving the chair a violent, full 360-degree spin. “I can use it however I want.” “It is not yours,” I hissed. “You are just here until the real owner comes back. You’re a placeholder. A temporary glitch in the system. Don't get too comfortable.” Augustus stopped spinning. “Sweetheart, I’m the real and only owner now. I don’t give a f**k about who was here before me.” He kicked the desk lightly, emphasizing his point. “When I say something is mine... it’s mine. Whether it’s a chair, an office, or the person sitting across from me.” "The audacity," I muttered under my breath. He tilted his head, a ghost of a smirk playing on his lips. "You said something?" "No," I said, my voice dripping with fake politeness. "Please, continue swinging the chair. Enjoy it while you can. Cherish these temporary moments of delusion." He didn't laugh this time. He just watched me, his eyes dark. "I told you. It’s mine." I had enough. I reached out, my hand slamming down on the armrest of his chair to force it to a halt. I leaned in, my face inches from his, fueled by pure irritation. "Is your name written on it, Augustus? Because unless I see a deed or a signature, you’re just a squatter." For a second, the room went completely still. Then, a slow, dangerous smile spread across his face. He didn't say a word. He reached over to my desk and snatched a thick, red permanent marker from the organizer; popped the cap off with his teeth, holding it there; and before I could even pull my hand away, his fingers clamped around my wrist. He leaned over the armrest and scrawled a bold, jagged 'A' right onto the chair. Then, before I could process the vandalism, he turned my hand over. His touch was surprisingly warm, but his grip was firm. With two quick, deliberate strokes, he marked the back of my hand with the same blood-red 'A.'. I froze. I was stunned into a total, ringing silence. My skin felt like it was buzzing where the ink touched it. He leaned even closer, his breath ghosting over my cheek. He looked at the mark on my hand, then up at my eyes. "What’s mine is marked mine," he whispered. He winked, actually winked, at me while I sat there paralyzed, then stood up and threw the marker back onto the desk. The door clicked shut behind him. I sat there, heart hammering against my ribs, staring at the red letter staring back at me from my skin. He was a psycho. A complete, unhinged psycho. _________________________________________________________________________________________ January, idk: Just when I think my day can’t get any worse than the previous one, God always takes it as a personal challenge. He proves me wrong every single time. The moment I opened my laptop today, my heart didn't just drop; it stopped. The client presentation. Three days of sleepless nights, pixel-perfect formatting, and exhaustive research. It was... corrupted. Completely. Gone. Vanished. Poof. Like the universe had reached into my hard drive and hit 'Delete' on my entire career. I wanted to cry, scream, and set the office on fire all at once. This was catastrophic. End-of-the-world, apocalypse-level disaster. I immediately grabbed my phone to call Zedrick. I knew he couldn’t fix a corrupted binary code from miles away, but I just wanted to cry. I needed someone to tell me it wasn't the end. But, to make a nightmare even worse... Augustus appeared. He didn't walk; he materialized. He leaned against my desk, arms crossed, that permanent smirk carved into his face. “Trouble, Buttercup?” I glared at him with enough heat to melt his stupid tracksuit. “Yes, Augustus. Huge trouble. My file is corrupted! My life is over!” He gasped, clutching his chest with the drama of a Shakespearean actor. "Corrupted?!" “I… I can’t… live knowing a file betrayed you like this! The treachery!” I groaned, burying my face in my hands. “This is serious. I need it fixed now. If I don’t deliver this, the client is...." “Relax. Relax. Don’t panic, Buttercup. I got this,” he interrupted, giving me a wink that felt far too confident for someone wearing a hoodie. I stared at him, a tiny flame of hope flickering. He plopped into his chair, dramatically flopping his legs onto the corner of my desk. “Step aside, my dear tragic heroine. Watch a master at work.” “Can you fix this? Please... just say yes,” I whispered, desperate for a miracle. “YES!” he shouted proudly. I paused, suspicious. “Seriously? Do you actually know tech stuff? Coding? Data recovery?” “Of course I don’t,” he answered casually, not even looking at me. “I just said yes because you told me to say it.” “AUGUSTUS, DO YOU HAVE A LAST WISH?! BECAUSE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!” He burst out laughing. “Relax, my Buttercup. I was joking. Of course, I can fix it. Just sit back and watch.” Fifteen minutes. That’s all it took. I watched his fingers fly across the keys. He wasn't just "clicking around." He looked focused, intense, and terrifyingly competent. When he hit 'Enter' with a flourish, the file popped up. All formatting intact. All data is back. It was like it had never been broken. I blinked, leaning into the screen. “Wait… WHAT? How?” “I have my ways,” he said, his voice dripping with smugness. He didn't even look tired anymore. “You saved me today,” I said, letting out a breath that felt like it had been held for years. “Thank you, Augustus. Seriously. Thank you.” He gasped, looking horrified, as if I’d just slapped him. “Thanks? Buttercup… I do not accept thank-yous. They're boring. They don't buy anything.” He leaned closer, lowering his voice until it was a sacred secret between us. “You owe me dinner.” I blinked. “… Excuse me? A what? Dinner? Who?” “Yes. Love. Dinner. You. Me. One meal,” he said, counting it off on his fingers. “To pay for the chaos I prevent in your daily life.” I narrowed my eyes. “Prevent? You create 90% of the chaos! You're the reason I have high blood pressure!” He clutched his heart. “Buttercup… you wounded me. Truly. I am the shield that protects you from the boredom of your life.” I groaned, turning back to my restored file. “Why am I even talking to you?” He smirked, leaning back until his chair was on two legs. “You’ll see. Dinner. At 8 pm. Done. You can’t refuse me. Not after I saved your soul from the digital abyss.” Just as I opened my mouth to tell him exactly where he could shove his 8 pm dinner plans, the office door creaked open. The air in the room didn't just change; it vanished. Zedrick walked in.
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