Down Deep

MY TOTALLY AWESOME LIFE

Ok.... first things first. I can't spell so sorry. Also, read to the end.... because I am pretty sure an I will answer all your prayers maybe. Probably with gay s**t. because that's what teenage girls like. And cute thing... Cats .... and a boatload of other stuff.

My name is Suzzie. And I am an ugly poor girl.

NOT!

I am as hot as Justin Beber except I am a girl.

"Justin Beber is NOT hot Suzzie" Toby, my older brother screeched from all the way downstairs. The nerve of that boy. like what would he know? I am the model. "That's a lie your not a model. also, stop monologing. it's only good with antisocial people, villains, and stuck up um... female dogs..." he continued. though he tailed off over at the end.

"whatever! I will monologue when I want to monologue and I will make it cool. Sassy Hair flip!" I shout back. doing a Sassy Hair flip when I say Sassy Hair flip.

then suddenly the doorbell rang. And I stopped what I was doing. Standing in front of a mirror and talking to myself. To rush downstairs and tackle my boyfriend in a hug, daintily not the way football players do that. my boyfriend kinda looks like Jughead from Riverdale without the hat and a cool hairstyle, Archie's to be exact. he's a huge fan of comic books. even though I tell him that's lame and threaten to burn those stupid books. he just ignores me. for days. which is weird. Everyone loves me. Then I jump on him and we do stuff...

But, he loves me and I love him.

"Hey, Suzzie can you get off of me," I get off of him and he continues," I... have something to tell you. can we talk somewhere in privet.

There is the first episode.

Okay, there are some things I want to clear up:

-Suzzie is a female dog

-I'm not gonna swear

Suzzie hates everything that isn't here the image of perfect

-When Suzzie jumps on her boyfriend... there having a tickle fight

Just wanted to clear that up.