𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒

𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗦

Don't underestimate wives

Oh my God! I'm so lucky my wife is so dim-witted.

Women should be like this, dim-witted, not even a little less.

Anyway, God knew what he was doing when he gave me this wife. Oh God, I bow to you...

I realized my wife was dim-witted when our marriage was arranged. Her agreeing to marry me is clear proof of her lack of intelligence.

I know that many women have told their guardians that they would hang themselves if they had to marry me. That's why my wedding was delayed for so long.

My wife believes everything I tell her. I remember one incident; one day, I took Miss. Vanaja on my super Bajaj scooter for a movie. That ride with Vanaja on the back was very enjoyable, especially when I applied the sudden brakes...

But when I got home, things changed completely. My wife was standing at the front door like a demon!

My heart pounded!

She asked sternly: Who did you go for a ride with on the scooter today?

My chest pounded. I do yoga, so I can control my mind.

Calmly and composedly, I said: My dear, why would I do that when I have such a beautiful and virtuous wife like you? Would anyone ride a donkey when they have a good horse?

Oh my guru! She believed what I said.

'Oh, I suspected that Annie was lying.'

Don't believe what that buffalo says! She's a venomous snake! I said emphatically.

My wife really liked me calling Annie a buffalo. Any wife enjoys it when her husband insults other women.

That night, I went into the bathroom and laughed for an hour. That's my nature; if I trick someone, I'll secretly laugh a lot.

Another day, I went to see Mrs. Ramachandran's paintings. When I came out, I was covered in Mrs. Ramachandran's perfume, and she had a sly smile on her face!

When I got home, my wife sniffed me all over!

What's that strange smell today? she asked.

Oh my God! These mute creatures have such a strong sense of smell!

Honey, I got on a crowded bus today. Oh! It was so smelly!

She believed it. Dim-witted!

I went into the bathroom and laughed a lot that day too..!

How many times have I tricked her like this? I'll die laughing if I think about it all.

It's very late today. Rajendran went to Delhi this morning, so I gave his wife, Sindhu, some company. I think Sindhu enjoyed the change too!

When I got home, I heard a loud noise from the back of the house, like someone running.

I gathered my courage and ran to the back of the house. I couldn't see anyone.

But I saw that the fence at the back of the house was broken. Who broke this fence? Some thieves...? Or...?

I was afraid to stay there alone any longer, so I quickly called my wife loudly: Kavitha...

She came running, looking flustered: What is it, dear?

Who ran away from here just now? I threw the age-old suspicion of a husband at her and stared into her eyes. You can see a woman's lies in her eyes...

But I saw nothing but two or two and a half kilos of innocence in her eyes.

'Oh, it must have been a dog or something,' she said casually.

I thought, 'Can a dog destroy a fence like this?'

Oh! Women are flying planes these days, and a dog can break this small fence....

I'll buy some poison tomorrow and kill all the dogs! I said, ending the topic.

After that, I pretended to eat the one and a half kilos of rice that my wife insisted on serving me, and then, in the euphoria of a comfortable urge to urinate, when I went outside, I heard her burst into laughter from the bathroom..!