𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒

𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗗'𝗦 𝗙𝗔𝗧𝗘

This is a humorous story about a man named Unni who gets drunk and loses track of time.

Husband's fate

In that beautiful morning, Unni's wife went to her house for a short visit.

As soon as his wife stepped out, Mr. Unni proudly took the crown of authority that she had left behind and placed it on his head. Now I am the king here. The only king..!

Unni thought: A house without a wife, how wonderfully free and spacious it is! How beautifully soft and gentle it smiles! Unni rolled around from the hall to the kitchen with joy, celebrating his freedom.

Suddenly, Unni ran to the woodshed and took the bottle of liquor he had hidden there and jumped into the house in one leap.

Once inside, Unni checked through the window to see if anyone had seen his actions. If his wife is not here, then all the women in the neighborhood have their eyes here. They are all liars. They will tell his wife everything that happens here when she comes back, exaggerating everything. Pests! Does his wife pay them or something!

After closing the windows and doors, Unni prayed to God and started drinking. Like the first night of a man who got married at the age of forty, what happened there was a wrestling match between Unni and the liquor. Unni, who was very thirsty, gulped down a lot of liquor.

When the liquor hit his head, Unni advised himself: Da Unni.. you should not drink too much. Tomorrow morning you have to reach the bus stand at five o'clock. You have to get on duty on the Mandankunnu bus at five thirty.... The advice ended pitifully: If you drink too much, you will pass out and fall asleep.. Unni.. be careful.. Unni..

While continuing his self-advice, the bottle accidentally became empty. At that moment, Unni wondered if he had fallen into the depths of the sea. Water is applying tremendous pressure from all sides. He cannot stand straight. He is not getting balance. His head is hanging down. Fish are pecking at his eyes. When he tries to get up from the chair, he gets caught in the undertow and falls headfirst. He thought, "Did I need this at all?!" after paying the money in his hand. Somehow he ate some food and fell onto the bed. Then Unni doesn't remember anything. Darkness.. infinite and eternal darkness!

It was when Unni heard the Kausalya Suprabatham from the nearby temple that Unni woke up with a start. Oh my God, is it so late?! When he looked at the clock, it was six o'clock. He is the one who has to get on duty on the first bus at five thirty.. The station master will shoot him today..

Unni jumped up and went to take a bath in a hurry. Even then, thoughts were buzzing around in his head like a swarm of bees, disturbing Unni's peace. He slept at 12 o'clock yesterday, didn't he? Did he sleep for 18 hours straight? What a sleep it was, my God! Can a human being sleep like this? He had intended to wake up at four in the evening and go buy another bottle. Why couldn't he get up? Is it his wife's curse? His wife will come at eight o'clock in the morning. If he doesn't leave here before that, all the lies will be exposed. Didn't she leave yesterday after ordering him to go to work at five o'clock? If she sees him here when she comes, the poor wife will have to go to jail for murder. Oh God, did he brush his teeth with shaving cream? Is he going crazy with anxiety?

It was good that Kausalya Suprabatham was played in the temple early in the morning. If he hadn't heard it, he would still be swimming in the sea of sleep. Thank you temple.. Thank you Kausalya Suprabatham. Today I understood the importance of temples. May temples rise even higher.

Unni, who jumped out of the bathroom, was shocked to see the empty bottle and glass on the table. Oh my God, didn't he put all this away before going to take a bath! What a fool he is! What would have happened if his wife had come in now? Unni quickly took the empty bottle and put it in his bag. I'll throw it away on the way..

When he got ready and went out, he realized one thing, he forgot to wear his underwear. If anything falls down if he doesn't wear underwear, let it go. Anyway!

While walking hurriedly to the junction, he saw many people peeking out and laughing from their houses. Don't these people have sleep? Did these scoundrels know that he drank yesterday?

When he is alone at home, Vanaja from the neighborhood comes regularly asking if he wants tea water, Anna. She comes to check him and get news. Did Vanaja come and call him yesterday when he was unconscious? Maybe she called. Did Vanaja have any doubts that he didn't open the door? I don't know what all happened yesterday. There were no lights in the house last night either. How can I put it on. Didn't he just wake up. When his wife comes, what all will everyone tell her. When he comes home this evening, NIA, ED and Customs will all be there to interrogate him. He has hours ahead. The God who woke him up by playing Kausalya Suprabatham will surely give him some idea.

On the way, Unni noticed one thing. Instead of getting light, it is getting darker. It will be rainy. Kausalya Suprabatham was ringing louder. If he goes and stands at the junction, he will get some vehicle. If he reaches Venjaramoot quickly, he can hold the station master's hand and leg and get on duty on the seven thirty bus. If he doesn't get the duty, that's it! When he goes back home, it will be a mess! God, please don't let that happen!

When he reached the junction, Kanakan was standing there. Where are you going at this hour of the night..? Kanakan asked.

At night..? Unni was surprised. Where do these people get g***a at this time in the morning. Unni smiled to himself.

Then it is not night but day...? Kanakan is serious.

Go away Kanaka without making me angry in the morning.. Unni got angry.

Kanakan looked at Unni suspiciously and said: In the morning..? Are you in your senses..?

Unni didn't say anything because he was angry.

Brother, it's 6.30 pm now. Kanakan showed his mobile and said: It's night now..

Unni was shocked. Night ?!!

Then what about hearing Kausalya Suprabatham..? Unni expressed disbelief.

I don't know about that.. Kanakan muttered and walked away. As soon as Kanakan left, the moon rose in the sky. Unni, who saw the moon, opened his mouth and said: Yes, it is night..!

Then, like Indira Gandhi's army stormed the Golden Temple, Unni made a solo climb to the local temple. While biting and tearing apart Sarasan, who was handling the mike set, like Narasimha did to Hiranyakashipu, Unni shouted: Kausalya Suprabatham is to be played early in the morning and not at night. Did you hear that, you heretic who doesn't know the temple customs, you enemy of Sanatana Dharma...