'What???'
'Are you kidding me? Go ask your so-called "true love" about this stupid issue!'
Why the hell are you here fighting over me anyway?
I'm so done right now it's not even funny. This is next-level ridiculous.
Boyfriend Number Seven puffed out his chest with ridiculous overconfidence. "Maine loves me the most, duh. She said she'd walk through fire for me, and she'd even help raise the kid I have with another woman."
Boyfriend Number Five cut in right after. "Maine told me she loves me most too! She even knitted me a scarf with her own two hands, rubbed all ten of her fingers raw, making it."
I swear in my life, that scarf was a one-dollar group buy I got off a bargain shopping app.
Boyfriend Number Four scoffed, rolling his eyes. "You actually think you're gonna end up with Ma
