Bob and the 7 Jewels (Complet)

Extra Chapter: The Host

"And here's your host, Steve Joe Jim!" the announcer said as a stickman named Steve Joe Jim walked onto the stage "Hello everyone! I am Steve Joe Jim, a guy part of the stickpeople race that luckily wasn't wiped off the face of the galaxy! On today's talk show, we have some VERY special guests we're gonna be interviewing! They are the very same characters who went throughout the galaxy seeking these Jewels out, and hopefully won't be at each others' throats when I bring them out to talk to each other! That's right,  So without further ado, let's start with the main man himself, the center of attention, the one who desired the Jewels more than anyone else, BOB!" Steve announced as Bob ran up to the stage and jumped on the chair to sit down on it. "do you have any of the seven Jewels on you?" asked Bob "Now if that's not the Bob we know and love, I don't know who is! So Bob, what motivated you to leave your home planet just to look for these seemingly impossible to find gems?" asked Steve "I wanted to become more powerful!" said Bob "That much is obvious, but is there a reason you wanted to become more powerful?" asked Steve "I want to become the strongest person in the galaxy!" said Bob "There you have it folks! His mind is as one-track as his actions appears to be! I'm surprised he was even able to get ONE Jewel... talk about beginner's luck. How about we move on to someone more interesting! Let's give a big handless stick arm for the Luna and the Elffa!" Steve announced as the Luna and Elffa walked on stage to sit on the floor "It's good to be here with you, Steve. Just don't make me look  bad in front of the camera if you want to keep your show." said the Elffa "And your life." added the Luna. "Don't worry, I know better than to upset our galactic overlords. By the way, I know you two are known as the Elffa and the Luna, but we never got your actual names." said Steve "In my pack, I go by the name of Maul." said the Elffa known as Maul "And they call me Ruby." said the Luna known as Ruby "Maul and Ruby, great names! So what motivated you two to leave your home planet and go after the Seven Jewels?" asked Steve "Well, it started out as a thirst for vengeance when a stickman came to our home planet and stole the Crimson Jewel from our pack in the first place! Our original plan was to slay the thief who took it, and bring it back home to us." said Maul "But unfortunately, he kept eluding us. Our technology wasn't as up to date as the other planets', so we had to make do with what we had... until we found this planet-sized based being constructed by other Stickmen. So naturally, we slayed every stickman stationed there, took the Planet Base that we nicknamed The Moon, and continued our adventure from there." said Ruby. "And despite everything you've been through, you still weren't able to bring your Crimson Jewel home safely." said Steve "We WOULD have if a certain Elffa hadn't decided to go after the rest of the Jewels and 'rule the universe'..." said Ruby "Hey, I'm a werewolf. If anyone has done me wrong, I'm gonna have a thirst for blood." said Maul "One last question. What was your reaction when you found out that Snowcloud, the three-horned Unicorn you tried to go to war with, had swapped your Jewels out for fake ones?" asked Steve "Let's just say Ruby and I had to go on a killing spree to calm ourselves down..." said Maul "There you have it folks! It seems to me like Bob had inconveniently traversed on the path of the wolf clan when he took the Crimson Jewel from the opposing Stickman! I take back what I said about that beginner's luck thing. Had I known an army of werewolves were seeking out a Jewel I happen to be close by, I'd hightail it out of there and never think to seek the Jewels again! And now for our last two special guests, it's the mysterious duo themselves! The ones who could obliterate us all in a blink of an eye, yet nobody has ever heard of them until recent events! Let's give up for Snowcloud and Majesta!" They teleport in the show. "...Why are we doing this again Majesta this feels awkward" asked Snowcloud. "For fun, of course!" said Majesta "Talk about a flashy entrance! You'll have to teach me how to do that some time, it'll save me a lot of money on special effects. So on the subject of the Seven Jewels, I must ask how did you two obtain those four Jewels so fast? These three over here were just hanging on by a thread  to obtain these Jewels, and out of nowhere, BOOM! You two show up with four Jewels with no trouble at all!" said Steve "Isn't it obvious? I'm the one who created the Jewels in the first place." said Majesta "Wow! Are you serious!? We have the creator of the Jewels HERE in our talk show!?" said Steve "Just kidding!  I just gravitated these four Jewels over to us with my magic." said Majesta "Good one, Majesta! You nearly had me on the 'creator of Jewels' thing. With your kind of power, you can trick just about anyone into thinking that. In fact, I'm still believing it despite it being a joke! Now onto you, Snowcloud. How does it feel to outnumber the competition in finding these rare and valuable gemstones?" "As I said before I didn't find them Majesta did and she gave them to me" said Snowcloud. "That's not what I asked you, but we'll just roll with it. On a different subject, what planet did you come from? I've searched high and low all over the galaxy for good employees at an affordable price, but I've NEVER seen anyone like your kind." said Steve. " I have no idea what you just asked" said Snowcloud. "A mare of mystery I see. Very well then, how about we get into some juicy gossip instead. What were you thinking when you stole the three Jewels from the wolf pack, and gave it to Bob?" "He needs to defend himself agaist the werewolfs" said Snowcloud. "With that mindset, might as well split the Jewels with the seven most helpless creatures in the galaxy. One last question for you, Snowcloud. The werewolves told us that the Crimson Jewel was originally from their home planet until a random stickman stole it from them, which Bob ended up stealing from the random stickman. Knowing this, do you have any regrets giving the Crimson Jewel to Bob, who's a guy that wanted the Jewels solely for their powers anyway?" said Steve "Well if I knew it was their jewel I would have let them have it but I didn't know that." said Snowcloud. "There you have it folks! One of the most powerful being this galaxy has ever seen had no idea what she was doing with the Jewels!" said Steve "That explains a lot... next time stick with the affairs of your own galaxy." said Ruby.  *They telaport away* "Whoa, those two unicorns left faster than I did when I got my check at the fancy restaurant down the street! They must've been so embarrassed, they'll never show their faces in this galaxy again. Funnily enough, that means the galaxy is going to be four Jewels short, leaving only three of them left in existence. With that in mind, let's give the main stickman some attention one last time before we end things off here. Bob, with three of the Jewels in your possession and the other four Jewels out of the question, we can't really call it 'Bob and the 7 Jewels' anymore, can we? So the big question is... what are you going to do next?" said Steve "Then I'll just call it Bob and the 3 Jewels! And I will use this power to defeat the wherewolf army! said Bob "Hmph! So what if you're in possession of the three Jewels? We have other ways we can take the Jewels from you." said Ruby "That clueless unicorn should've kept all the Jewels for herself. It's only a matter of time before we take them out of your possession. And when we do, we'll end your life in the worst way we can think of." said Maul "Despite the inconvenient setback that our galactic overlord has experienced, he's showing no signs of backing down from his mission! I'm looking forward to seeing how things will end between the two parties! And that's the conclusion of today's talk show! This has been Steve Joe Jim, and I'll see you lovely people next time!" said Steve

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