Chapter 11My plans to be by myself and be miserable for the next forty-eight hours were scuppered by my friends Katya and Gerrard. One of my favourite couple friends. Katya used to be a lesbian, well, she still was but through Gerrard she found out she could love a man too. She even married a girl once and they seemed happy for a good couple of years or so. No one knows how it all came about but from what I gather she came home from work one night, found her wife sitting on the sofa in nothing but her pants and an old t-shirt and saw a tampon cord hanging out and felt physically repulsed. She kicked her out, we all went clubbing a few times and then Gerrard appeared. Katya tried to tell us for ages that they were just friends but we all knew she had turned to the p***s side. She gradually
