"Large hot chocolate and a clubhouse sandwich, Ms. Manager."
"$8.00, loser."
"Here. Do you think your ex is still coming today? I mean, it's been more than 2 months since we started the whole fake dating thing."
"She's pretty persistent."
"Man, do I not look convincing enough as your girl?"
"It's convincing enough for my coworkers. I mean, they've been trying to 'break us up' by introducing me to other girls."
"Wait, what?"
"I don't know. None of them are my type anyway."
"What's your type, then?"
"Wait, ex just walked in. Kiss me."
