The Monday Morning Theory

Twenty-Three

Mella

Dinner tonight?

Miss me already?

I should be asking u that

You sure?

Ok fineeeee I MIGHT miss u a bit

ONLY A BIT

Only bc I don't have anyone to annoy

But no I don't do all that 'feelings' bs

Don't u have a million

other girls to bother haha

You're the cutest one idk

Maybe it's the height

Ur a d**k and ihy

Jk you're the only girl I wanna bother

That's not working on me

Wait before u fight me again

I have an incredible proposal

If it's for marriage, it's a no

If it's free food, maybe

If it's me, yes?

Depends. You'll do anything I want?

Definitely

Clean my place and wash my dishes?

:(

Please babe?

Dude wtf I almost threw my phone

I think I squealed

What are u doing to me

What do u mean babe :(

This isn't fair wtf

Stop

Shh

Don't do that

Babyyyy is that a no? :(

You're a d**k, u know that?

So it's a no?

...

U know I can't say no to u.

HAHAHHAHAHA

Ok babe what's ur proposal

Shhhhhh don't babe me

It's making me feel avshshbsusbsjxn

Anyway!!! I'll pick u up after work

Then I'll take u out for dinner

Then we can try the new rink at the mall?

Sounds like you're asking me on a date

No 'feelings bs' huh?

Whaaaaaat noooo not a date

It's

Um

It's a thank u dinner + hangout thing

Bc you made dinner last night

And u gave me free dessert this morning

Ahh just a dinner + hangout thing?

Yeah ofc

That's too bad

I would've agreed on a date

Wait really?

I mean

If u want it to be a date

Why not rightttt

You're such a loser

I'm your loser

I'll see u tonight babe

STOP PLAYIN W MY FEELINGS