CHAPTER 35
"You almost had me going!" I said, scanning the parking lot for his cohorts. "What are you doing, a reboot of Candid Camera? I promise to be a good sport, but I'm not very photogenic, I'm afraid."
Bob's expression went from baffled to wary as he realized he'd approached the wrong stranger, that this one wasn't quite right in the head. I was so excited about being on TV that it took me a minute to notice his confusion.
"I'm sorry, but what are you talking about?" he asked.
"What are you talking about?" I replied.
"Look," he said, shielding his eyes from the sun. "I thought you could help me, but just forget it, I'll wing it."
He started to walk away and I called him back.
"Wait, Bob, I can help you. What do you want to know about Herb?"
Skeptical, he took two steps toward
