"Oh, luckily I'm agile and I almost got chopped by you!"
Zi Chuanxiu was in shock, "Deputy Bai Hatamoto, you are too reckless - does Hatamoto really look like the kind of lecher who teases ignorant girls? Ah, Gulei, what are the expressions of you guys? "
Bai Chuan argued unconvinced: "Sir, think about it, in a quiet night, in an empty tent, you are holding an unknown girl in your arms - how do you want my subordinates to imagine you?"
Zichuanxiu: "You should think like this: This girl must be the third princess of the demon clan, Cardan. She is a very important prisoner to our army. Now she must have fainted because she was frightened by the prisoner. And your character Danjie's boss Hidekawa Hatamoto, who has a noble personality, is preparing to give her artificial respiration without any selfish thoughts - this is the normal assumption!"
Bai Chuan: "Damn...how could you possibly want to go there?!"
Zi Chuanxiu: "That proves that you haven't watched enough Hong Kong TV series. There are many plots like this in them."
Bai Chuan: "Sir, what did you say?"
Zi Chuanxiu: "Oh, it's okay. I confused time and space. Just pretend you didn't hear it."
Bai Chuan: "Even if the princess of the demon clan faints - anyone can help her with artificial respiration. Why are you here, sir?"
Zi Chuanxiu: "Since anyone can help her with artificial respiration - why can't I come?"
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Zi Chuanxiu: "Please report the situation, Deputy Bai Hatamoto.
Baichuan: "My lord, after five hours of fighting, the demons may have suffered between 20,000 and 30,000 casualties. We have captured their camp and food team. Fifty-three demons are on the expedition this time." Twenty-one of the white-faced capes (the white capes refer to the team leader of the demon clan, who wears a white cape) were killed by our troops, and nineteen were killed by Nagakawa's troops, and three were captured. The whereabouts of 10 of them are still unknown.
Zi Chuanxiu nodded: "Deputy Roger has just sent the battle report. He got 7 white cloaks. It is estimated that the number of enemies killed is about 10,000. Then it can be sure that the main force of the demon clan has basically ceased to exist. The remaining It's just battlefield mopping up work.
Bai Chuan bowed: "This is a big victory, sir. Congratulations to you. You have worked really hard!" He cursed in his stomach: "Yes, sleeping, eating, drinking, and having s*x with women...it's so hard!"
"Oh, it's rare for you, Deputy Bai Ban, to be so considerate of me... To be honest, I'm still working really hard. It's been a tiring day, and now it's time for me to rest - Deputy Bai Ban, I'll help you, and I'll leave you with the security work at the base camp. Got it!"
Bai Chuan secretly gestured with his middle finger and asked respectfully: "Sir, I have something I don't understand and I want to ask for advice."
Zi Chuanxiu: "Oh?"
Baichuan: "According to the prisoners, the reason why the demon army was defeated was because the commander and deputy commander were assassinated by mysterious assassins. None of our frontline commanders knew about this. I don't know how you learned about it." , and what about the one who ordered us to attack?"
Zi Chuanxiu looked surprised: "I gave an order for you to attack? Is there such a thing? No, is this an order given by Deputy Bai Hatamoto yourself?"
Bai Chuan: "Sir, didn't you say..."
Zi Chuanxiu: "Oh, when you came to ask me for instructions, you said Roger wanted to attack, and I said whoever wants to go will go...is that right? This matter was decided by you and Roger from beginning to end? When did I give the order for you to go crazy?"
Baichuan looked back and imagined that this was indeed the case, but Zichuan Xiu's tone at that time... Fortunately, he won, if he had lost, he would have to bear all the responsibility... He was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat.
"You don't have to be afraid. You won anyway. Will the prosecutor's office come to investigate you for misrepresenting military orders?" Zichuan Xiu seemed to have guessed Bai Chuan's thoughts, and said leisurely: "Tomorrow we will gather the team back to Sajia City and conduct a sweep. Let's leave the matter to Goshi Hatamoto's troops.
Bai Chuan was anxious: "But sir, we finally defeated this situation, so we should take advantage of the victory and pursue it!"
Zi Chuanxiu: "We take all the credit, and other troops will say that we don't know how to advance or retreat - then our life will be difficult from now on."
He lazily walked towards the tent: "It's already late at night, Deputy Bai Hata should also rest. We have to go on a journey tomorrow."
Baichuan suddenly realized: With 30,000 troops, he defeated 80,000 demon troops. No one can take away Zichuanxiu's great contribution. In this case, he might as well do it as a favor to prevent others from hating him too much - really consider it It must be watertight! Watching his back disappear, I feel like I can't see him more and more clearly...
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In the evening of the next day, the triumphant Zichuanxiu troops entered the urban area of Shaka and were welcomed by the citizens with enthusiasm and almost frenzy. Shaka City is close to the Hengchuan Front, and every time the demons come to attack, they are always the first to be devastated by the flames of war. The Far Eastern Army, which was favored by the Zichuan family, was not very successful. Every time they lost more, they won less, which made the citizens tired of running for their lives and miserable. This time I heard that the demon army was approaching, and the family only sent an eighteen-year-old young bannerman to fight - not because his surname was Zichuan, otherwise he would not have been promoted so quickly, and became a bannerman at the age of eighteen - everyone had given up hope a long time ago , began to pack up his property and prepare to run away. As a result, this young man had no idea what kind of bad luck he had, and the demon army collapsed without a fight... When the news came, the whole city was filled with joy!
When Zichuanxiu's troops lined up to enter the city to rest, the welcoming crowd almost overwhelmed the team.
The citizens gave the soldiers worthless gifts indiscriminately: half-boiled eggs, sweat-stained handkerchiefs, silver-encrusted jewelry, colorful balls that could explode... and they drank together the expired and unsaleable wine! As a result, thirty-seven bar owners in the city avoided bankruptcy, but eleven bar owners declared bankruptcy because their liquor stores were smashed by drunken soldiers...
The monks and priests prayed for them: "Thank you, our invincible protectors! May the protection of the God of War follow you forever!" Normally no one believes in their gods. It is a rare opportunity to preach your faith today without being criticized. Throwing stones...
Beautiful girls waved flowers and hugged and kissed unknown soldiers...According to statistics, in the first hour of Zichuan Xiu's troops entering the city, more than 7,000 soldiers lost their first kiss that they originally planned to reserve for their lovers. This shows the huge loss. ! Many touching love stories passed down through the ages also began here. Later, someone calculated that after Zichuanxiu's troops were stationed in Shaka City for less than a week, ten months later, the city's baby birth rate was 169% higher than usual! And most of them are named "Huaijun", "Nianbing", "Aijun"...
At night, Luo Jie, Bai Chuan, and Chang Chuan went out to patrol the streets to check for any lax military discipline, rioting, and troublemaking.
Nagakawa: "Shirakawa, I think something is wrong with you today - twelve hours have passed and you haven't even scolded Hidehatamoto - are you feeling unwell today?"
Roger pretended to touch Bai Chuan's forehead: "Well, it's so hot. Do you have a cold... It's hot!"
Bai Chuan retracted his fist: "It's nothing, I just changed some of my views on him..." At this time, everyone heard Zi Chuanxiu's voice coming from a small bar nearby: "How much does a bottle of Greenland beer cost?"
The waitress's voice: "Three silver coins, Mr. Officer."
Zi Chuanxiu: "Oh, it's a bit more expensive than the Imperial City... I want two bottles!"
Service lady: "I'm sorry, sir, are you from Mr. Xiuchuan's army?"
Zi Chuanxiu: "Yes!"
Service lady: "Oh, our boss has ordered that the officers of the Xiuchuan army will not charge money tonight."
Zi Chuanxiu: "Why?"
Waitress: "Because you are heroes!"
Zi Chuanxiu: "Hero...then I want four bottles!"
Waitress: “…….”
Roger asked Bai Chuan: "I just told you what you think of him...
Changchuan was expressionless: "Now my opinion has changed again... leave quickly, we don't know him!"