8 SCARLETT Oh Lordy. How did I get myself into this situation? One day I existed, perfectly happy, minding my business, not looking to get shoved up against the barn wall by this scorching hot veterinarian, and the next said animal doc manhandled me and seemed to know his way around every twist and curve of the female s*x drive like a jockey learned his track. No matter how loud the voices from past lessons learned shouted in my head, Men always cheat! Someone younger and better will always come along to replace you! Don’t let him get close! My libido sang a different tune. Songs of l**t. And s****l frustration. Suddenly, a certain ABBA refrain pounded in my brain, SOS, “So when you’re near me….” As if I had a front-row seat watching Mamma Mia. That loud. “Hey.” The sound of his vo

