"X! Can't call!" This is already the fourth car that Huan Chu has changed into on the side road at the entrance of the community. The first three cars also either can't be called or the key is not in the car. He slumped on the seat of the old Honda and couldn't help but lament why he didn't have the luck of the protagonists in European and American movies, who picked up a car and kept the keys in the car, nor did the otakus in Japanese anime have the luck of just connecting two wires. The technique of starting a car. Looking at the approaching zombies, Huan Chu sighed deeply, got out of the car, and ran towards his next target.
After leaving the community, the number of zombies on the auxiliary road was indeed not comparable to that inside the community. In just a few dozen meters, Huan Chu had already knocked down two zombies, and was almost scratched by zombies several times. Huan Chu also realized that as the scope of his activities expanded, the zombies gradually began to surround him. If he could not find a vehicle and leave as soon as possible, it might be really dangerous.
He avoided a one-eyed zombie that jumped at him, and took a few steps to run towards a Passat parked in the middle of the road. "Stopping in the middle of the road means that the driver probably encountered some kind of emergency accident and probably didn't have time to lock the car and take out the key or something," Huan Chu thought to himself, looking back at the group of zombies getting closer and closer to him, "md, No matter how hard you try, I can’t believe that my luck can be so bad that I can’t drive even if I encounter five cars in a row!”
As soon as he approached the Passat, he opened the door and sat down in the cab, ignoring the zombies following him. Just at this moment, something unexpected happened. A ferocious face appeared in front of Huan Chu. A pair of hands covered with veins stretched out from the opened car door. The driver, who had turned into a zombie at some point in the car, roared at him. Huan Chu rushed towards him. It may be said that it is too late, but it may be too soon, just like many masters in fantasy novels pursue breakthroughs on the edge of life and death. When faced with danger, people can indeed produce unlimited potential. Huan Chu dodged the zombies with an astonishing speed, and at the same time kicked the zombies up with a flying kick. He took the opportunity to sit in the cab and closed the door with a bang.
Putting the fire ax on the passenger seat, he turned the key hurriedly to turn the car off before he could take a breath.
At this time, the zombie driver had climbed up and returned to the car door. He was scraping the glass with his long nails. The zombies that had followed him gradually came to the door and gathered around the zombie driver.
The "squeaking" sound caused by the friction between fingernails and glass and the low roars of the zombies made Huan Chu's slightly calm heart panic again. After several ignition failures, he used a lot of strength in his hand and clicked the car key. Was twisted into two pieces. Without time to complain, Huan Chu quickly reached out to open the passenger door. It really happened that the house leaked and it rained all night. For some reason, the car door was stuck and couldn't be opened at all.
At this time, hearing the sound of the car glass being scratched by zombies, Huan Chu had to calm down, grabbed the fire ax, and threw it at the zombies outside the car. Due to the limited conditions of sitting in the car, this hit could not hit the zombie's head, but could only hit the driver's chest. Huan Chu was about to pull out the fire ax and hit it again, but found that the ax was firmly stuck between the zombie's ribs and could not be pulled out after several blows.
Seeing that the zombies were about to break through the door, Huan Chu was in a dilemma. He really couldn't respond to the calls from the sky and the earth. He could only close his eyes in despair to avoid watching himself being bitten to death.
Just when Huan Chu thought he could not escape death no matter what, he heard a sudden rumble of a vehicle hitting a heavy object, and then the sound of tires rubbing against the ground when braking suddenly. Huan Chu wasn't sure if this was an auditory hallucination caused by extreme panic, and he didn't dare to open his eyes, so he just sat there silently. But after a few seconds, the imagined pain of being bitten by a zombie did not come, but a clear voice sounded in my ears: "Hey! Boy, you are not dead! I don't want to risk my life to save a corpse." !”
At this time, Huan Chu really felt like he was hearing the sound of nature. Regardless of the inconsistency between the sound and the content, he quickly opened his eyes and shouted: "I'm not dead, I'm still alive and well. It really scared me to death." When his eyes touched the person who made the sound, the words that followed suddenly stopped. Because the savior who appeared next to Huan Chu was clearly a beautiful woman. No, beauty is hard to describe. You can completely describe it by quoting two poems: Autumn water is like sacred jade, like bones, hibiscus is like a face and willows are like eyebrows.
Even though her face looked a little tired, she could still see her perfect face shape, delicate facial features, and delicate white skin, as crystal clear as gelatin. Huan Chu looked down subconsciously. Well, he was blocked by the car and couldn't see his figure at all. But even so, he still gave this savior 10 points without hesitation. Because of his appearance and life-saving grace, he should have reached the status of a goddess in his mind. When she looked up again, she saw that her pale eyebrows had been carefully groomed, her long eyelashes flickered like two small brushes, and her pair of big, heart-stoppingly beautiful eyes were so bright that they were extremely lively and lively. Just, just why are such beautiful eyes staring at me fiercely, as if they are about to spit out fire. Huan Chu couldn't help but clicked his tongue twice and shook his head to express his sigh.
"I x! You want to see when I see it!" The big-eyed beauty finally let out an angry roar. Huan Chu paused and instantly raised the score of the goddess sister from 10 points to
12 points. Why, you ask? Didn’t you see that the ancients had a poem that said:
The queen has three good qualities: she is arrogant, sinister and can use her brain. In Huan Chu's heart, Lolita and Royal Sister cannot be compared with the Queen at all.
"Ah, ah, I've seen enough, I've seen enough." Huan Chu quickly put back his piggy look on his face, ran out of the car, and came to the side of the Queen's car. Just now I was just looking at people, but now I have calmed down and realized that the Queen's car is just like people. Sure enough, it is, well, "different". Originally, in Huan Chu's imagination, women only drove small cars such as minicoopers, and even the queen would at most need a small sports car. But reality told him that the queen was the queen for her own reasons. What appeared in front of Huan Chu was a yellow Hummer H2 that was extremely flamboyant.
With a displacement of 6.2 liters, a simple and domineering appearance, plus a row of roof lights shining brightly in the sun, and the image of a queen, it is clearly a future version of Beauty and the Beast.
Thinking of this, Huan Chu couldn't help but reveal an enigmatic smile: "It turns out that the queen likes rugged ones." The queen was obviously very upset by Huan Chu's smile, and she cursed: "You ****, you are laughing so hard, Why don't you let me get in the car? I'm just standing there waiting to die."
Huan Chu was flattered for a moment, and quickly reached out to open the passenger door, but the queen locked the door shut: "What the hell do you want to do? Get out of the back seat and sit in the back seat!" Although he had always been in love with the queen since he met her. Even though he was scolded, Huan Chu still honestly opened the rear door and threw his backpack and himself into the Hummer.
No matter what, the other party saved his life, so he deserved to be scolded a few times, not to mention, the other party was a god-level queen. Huan Chu thought this in his heart, but a completely different saying came out of his mouth: "Thank you so much for saving your life, female hero. Jia Yan once taught me: A drop of water should be given as a favor."
"Report from the spring", Queen, oh no, if the heroine is ordered to do so, I will go through fire and water without hesitation. "As he said this, a pair of ruthless eyes glanced up and down at the queen.
The Queen today wore an extremely cool suspender top, exposing her two slender white arms. The rough outline of her chest was looming, and her unwieldy waist was tied with an exaggeratedly wide black belt, studded with silver glitter. The dazzling sequins, paired with a pair of tight low-waisted leather pants, not only outline the perfect curves of the buttocks and slender legs, but also highlight the queen's queenly temperament.
Huan Chu let out a tut of admiration while watching, and said silently in his heart: "This fighting power is simply off the charts." At this time, the queen had already started the Hummer, and she did not seem to hear Huan Chu's obscene admiration amidst the roar of the motor. , she just sighed in her heart: "This guy looks pretty good, but why do he always feel a little facial paralysis, and his brain doesn't seem to work well?" Thinking of this, the queen looked at Huan Chu's wretched and delicate face in the rearview mirror. , couldn't help but laugh out loud.
When Huan Chu heard the queen's laughter, he thought that his previous words had an effect, so he naturally became more enthusiastic: "The young man's name is..." Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by the queen: "I don't care about your past. What's your name, but since your life was saved by me, you now belong to my personal belongings. Well, from today on, you will be my slave. As for the name, just call him a man." Obviously he didn't want to bother. To the mentally retarded boy picked up from the roadside
Come up with a good name. The Queen looked at a s*x toy store called Men's House on the roadside and casually named it.
"Slave. Slave, what kind of term is this? And, dog boy? This, this name..." Huan Chu was surprised and called out.
"This is the law of the future. From today on, adapt well, man." The queen laughed, ignoring Huan Chu's dissatisfaction, and kicked off the accelerator.
Amidst the roar of the Hummer, the queen's crisp voice came faintly: "By the way, man, from today on, when you talk to me, you must use the title of master when you talk to me." "Ah? Ah, yes, master."