The Teacher is A Kung Fu Master

Chapter 7

Xia Ling couldn't believe it. His feet had recovered so quickly? When she saw how energetic he was, she felt even more unhappy. She lowered her head and waved her pen on the white paper, unable to hold back her anger.

Yang Liu greeted the teachers on the left and right sides and suddenly tore off a small piece of paper. "Shua, shua, shua", he quickly wrote down a few words on it. He then twisted it into a ball and took the opportunity to throw it at Xia Ling while no one was paying attention. However, it seemed to be a little inaccurate as he smashed it onto Xia Ling's head.

Xia Ling was already feeling a little angry, but her beautiful face collapsed after the ball of paper suddenly flew over. When she looked up, she saw an annoying fellow winking at her, and he was constantly trying to signal her to get close to the ball of paper. Xia Ling's heart skipped a beat. Could there be some secret in the ball of paper? She couldn't help but pick it up and open it.

###Chapter11,A Sensation

"Have you eaten meat buns today?"

Xia Ling's heart was filled with rage when she saw the words on the paper. This bastard was so bad that he was trying to enrage her! Every single word on the paper seemed to have transformed into the shape of a willow branch that was filled with hatred. Xia Ling's expression grew even more furious as she looked at it. She quickly waved the pen, and the tip of the pen stabbed the paper into thousands of holes.

Seeing Xia Ling's childish actions, Yang Liu was delighted. Although "forming your own happiness on Xia Ling's anger" was a rather shameless thing, it was definitely beneficial to one's physical and mental health if one were to be shameless once or twice! Just as she was feeling self-satisfied, a piece of paper flew out from Xia Ling's direction. Yang Liu's eyes were sharp and his hands were nimble, and he immediately grabbed it in his hand. He opened it and saw a message written on it,"One day, if you are to step on another one, it will leave behind a lingering effect that will cause Yang Liu to grow into a crooked tree!"

This sentence was somewhat ironic, but it was irrelevant to Yang Liu.

Compared to the thickness of her skin, how could Xia Ling, a girl, compare to his tempered and refined leather? A piece of paper immediately appeared, "Don't worry, Yang Liu will be healthy and strong. He will become a good tree that can be used by any girl. Otherwise, it would be a waste of her good intentions."

The three words "Pig Girl" made Xia Ling even angrier. The paper ball quickly replied, "I'll rely on you. Are you crazy for thinking about women? Hmph, a toad wants to eat swan meat. Hurry up and strip off all the leaves. Just be a bachelor for the rest of your life!"

The willow tree, which lost its leaves, was a bare stick tree. This was interesting. Yang Liu fought back without flinching. "A lot of facts have proved that swan meat often fall into the mouth of a toad. Just like the flowers always prefer to be inserted in cow dung. I am a willow stronger than flowers, so it is very common to be inserted in a pile of cow dung!"

"The cow dung? You mean I'm the cow dung?" Xia Ling was so angry that her nose was starting to turn a crooked angle.

"I didn't say that. I mean, there are male and female swans among swans. And Chinese toads are also male and female. Perhaps it is the meat of a male swan and fell into the mouth of a female toad! There are male and female flowers as well as male and female flowers. And Yang Liu also has male and female. Of course, my male one needs to be nourished!"

"Bastard, be careful not to fall into the toilet and die. Otherwise, you'll have to take it off and dry yourself. Cut it into pieces and burn it like firewood!"

"Don't be excited, don't be excited. It's not a bad thing to be a farmer. A good 863,like my needs more and more. Only in this way can it grow more and more prosperous!"

"Damned scoundrel, stinking p*****t, p*****t, scoundrel!!!" Xia Ling racked her brains to bring out all the vicious words she knew.

"What a pure woman. Please, some innovation." Yang Liu glanced at her and couldn't help but laugh out loud. If this girl only knew these words of abuse, she would be too pure and too pure.

"Damned rogue, smelly bad guys, evil wolves, perverts!!!" After waiting for a long time, the paper ball slowly floated over.

Yang Liu almost laughed out loud. Changing the position of the words was a innovation. This girl was really tough!

He picked up the pen again and scribbled quickly.

"Yang Liu, come out for a moment!"

Just as Yang Liu and Xia Ling were using paper as weapons and fighting happily, a cold voice sounded. Yang Liu was shocked and looked up. He saw the beautiful senior sister Mei Yu standing at the door of the office and waving at him. "Damn, she couldn't have discovered me, could she? Oh no! Oh no!"

"I'll be right there!" Yang Liu quickly replied. She quickly swept the pile of paper onto the table into the drawer before running out. She cast a sidelong glance at Xia Ling, who was sitting upright with a gloating expression on her face. She couldn't help but sigh in her heart. This retribution really came quickly! She hoped that big sister Mei wouldn't be too harsh on her.

Mei Yu's height was not too tall, only about 1.65,meters, but her body was definitely the best of the entire high school teachers. Today, Mei Yu was wearing a shirt-style dress, which not only showed her plump perfect figure, but also showed a refined temperament. Her snow-white arms and legs absolutely attracted the eyes of every man.

Yang Liu came to Mei Yu and said with a smile, "Mr. Mei, you are so beautiful today. The little girl in the office is incomparable with you!" It was difficult to laugh at Mei Yu's punishment, but at this time, he must not be stingy with his praise. This was the effective experience that Yang Liu had concluded since he was in college.

However, it seemed that Yang Liu's approach would not work in front of Mei Yu. After hearing Yang Liu's praise, Mei Yu frowned and snorted, "Mr. Yang, please remember that you are a teacher. When you speak in the future, please be serious and don't be glib!"

"There's a woman who doesn't like being praised for her beauty? If that's the case, then why do you have to dress so fashionablely?" Yang Liu silently criticized her, but immediately replied with a smile, "Teacher Plum is right. I'm a little young and short-tempered. I hope you can point out my shortcomings in the future!"

"I am also a teacher, not a leader. I don't really mean anything. You should be more careful in the future!" Mei Yu smiled faintly and continued, "Mr. Yang, I called you out just to ask you something. Do you know the student named Xiao Shu?"

It turned out that she hadn't noticed that she and Xia Ling had written about a fight. Yang Liu heaved a sigh of relief and said, "You're talking about the classmates who just transferred to our school from 1,to middle school this semester, right?"

Mei Yu nodded and said, "Yes."

Yang Liu said with a smile, "I ran into her on the sports ground at the school this morning and knew she transferred to another school. When I was in middle school, I taught her Chinese. Uh, is there any problem with that?"

Mei Yu said, "There's no problem. I'm just wondering why she asked to be transferred to our school for her top-notch performance in the first grade and insisted on staying in Class 10. With her grades, it's more than enough for her to enter Class 1,or Class 2!"

Yang Liu smiled bitterly and said, "When I saw her, I also advised her to take a good shift, but..." Yang Liu spread out his hands helplessly.

Mei Yu said, "I just went to ask her. She said that after listening to your class, then listening to other teachers' Chinese classes would be as tasteless as chewing wax, so she entered the class you taught at No. 5,Middle School. What do you think?"

This was a little difficult to answer. If he nodded, wouldn't that mean that his lessons were better than the other teachers? If he shook his head, would that mean that Xiao Shu was lying? In the end, Yang Liu could only shrug his shoulders and bitterly smile, "I don't know the specific reason?"

"Really?" Mei Yu's watery eyes looked straight at Yang Liu, as if she wanted to see something in his eyes.

###Chapter12,Cheating on One's Own Making a Trouble

However, as long as Yang Liu's eyes did not look around, she looked a little pure and upright at any time. Mei Yu and Yang Liu looked at each other for a while and gave up quickly. She said, "Mr. Yang, it's all right. You can go in and do your own business!"

Yang Liu smiled and turned to leave. Mei Yu, who was behind him, seemed to be talking to herself, "Is Mr. Yang's Chinese class really so attractive? It seems that I have to arrange some teachers to listen to his class in a few days!"

Yang Liu felt depressed. Trouble was coming again.

The fight with Xia Ling ended with Mei Yu's words, but Yang Liu's excitement didn't dissipate. She just couldn't move, and she felt very uncomfortable. The Chinese textbook of Third year in high school was on the desk, but her eyes were rolling around. When she found someone needed help, she went up without a word, and even those who served tea and water were no exception.

In the face of Yang Liu's sudden attentiveness, many teachers were not used to it at first. Xia Ling, who was sitting opposite her, rolled her eyes at Yang Liu. Yang Liu could only smile bitterly in her heart. It would be even worse if he were to sit there without a care in the world. Yang Liu knew that this must have been due to the little bottle of liquid he had drunk last night. When he had discovered this change in the morning, he had been quite happy. But now, he had tasted it. What would he do if he continued to be so excited every day?

When it was time to get off work, Yang Liu kept rushing out like a gust of wind, leaving the whole office in surprise.

Rushing out of the gate of the Fifth High-school School and releasing the strength in his body, Yang Liu felt extremely happy. He slowed down slightly and ran to the nearest hospital. Now he felt that it was better to go to the hospital first to check whether there was something wrong with his body.

After more than an hour, Yang Liu walked out of the hospital and wanted to cry but had no tears.

The inspection results showed that each part of Yang Liu's body was very normal. There was no difference except that the blood flow was bad and her cell activity was a little faster. There was even a male doctor who even patted Yang Liu on the shoulder with great envy and whispered in admiration, "Young man, your physical quality is very good. It won't be a problem even if you do it with your wife for a whole night!"