The Teacher is A Kung Fu Master

Chapter 2

###Chapter3,A Wonderful Misunderstanding (3)

Lin Zhiyuan didn't notice the exchange of glances between the two of them. He laughed and said, "Since the two of you already know each other, then I won't introduce you!"

Xia Ling snorted. Who knew him? She forced a smile and said, "I just met him once from a distance. I don't really know him. I'm Xia Ling. What's your name, my new colleague?" As she spoke, she came to Yang Liu's side and leaned over. She said in a low voice, "If you dare to say it, I won't spare you!"

The faint fragrance of incense wafted into Yang Liu's nose. She looked up and saw Xia Ling's deep cleavage and the blinding expanse of snow. Her heart skipped a beat. She quickly smiled and said, "I'm called Yang Liu, I'm Yang Shu, I'm Yang Shu, I'm Liu Shu, I'm Liu Shu. Please take care of me, teacher Xia!"

"Don't worry, I'll take good care of you!" Noticing Yang Liu's gaze, Xia Ling immediately straightened up with a blush on her face. Hatred filled her heart as she bit her lips lightly. These words almost popped out of her white teeth word by word. As soon as she finished speaking, Xia Ling stretched out her right hand and smiled as she made a gesture of shaking hands.

Did she really want to repay her kindness with a smile? Xia Ling's tolerance seemed to be much bigger than she had imagined. It seemed like she really was measuring a gentleman's heart with hers? Yang Liu was a little happy, so she quickly stretched out her right hand. Xia Ling suddenly lifted her small hand, her green fingers brushing the hair on her forehead. With a light and light step, she walked past Yang Liu.

Xia Ling's heart was filled with joy when she saw the silly look on Yang Liu's face, and a smile appeared on her face. The rosy glow on her cheeks made her look like two proud flowers, exuding a charming aura.

Lin Zhiyuan had originally felt that there was something strange about the expressions of Yang Liu and Xia Ling, but when he saw her expression, his eyes couldn't help but freeze. Xia Ling had been working with him in the same office for a year, and he had been pursuing Xia Ling for an entire year. Although she hadn't succeeded yet, she had been with him for quite some time. However, he rarely saw Xia Ling smile with excitement. He didn't expect to have a feast with her today.

Yang Liu embarrassedly withdrew his hand and muttered to himself, "Sure enough, it's another narrow-minded woman!"

Xia Ling was sitting across from Yang Liu. Seeing her walk over and sit down gracefully, Yang Liu complained inwardly, "No way, she's sitting there. In the future, I'll have to face her from time to time. Enemies have narrow paths, and enemies have narrow paths."

Lin Zhiyuan's attention was completely focused on Xia Ling. He didn't notice Yang Liu's expression at all and opened the drawer with a smile. He took out a bag of breakfast and handed it to her, saying, "Wanwan, you haven't eaten breakfast yet, right? I bought this for you!"

Xia Ling smiled and said, "No need. Mrs. Lin, I've already had it!"

Lin Zhiyuan's hands paused on the ground, his expression a little disappointed.

Seeing this, Yang Liu was happy and took the opportunity to laugh. "Haha, I'm so lucky. My belly is still flat now!" Yang Liu hadn't had the habit of eating breakfast when he was in college. This habit had continued until now. But today, unexpectedly, when he came to the office, his stomach began to move gently, and the car stepped out of his body with the foot.

Lin Zhiyuan smiled helplessly and said, "You are really good at timing!" Then he moved his hand in front of Yang Liu.

Xia Ling was pretending to be watching the newspaper today, but she kept a close eye on what was happening on the other side. When she saw Yang Liu's smug expression, she was instantly furious. She stood up and stretched out her arms to grab the breakfast. She snorted and said, "Don't tell me I can't eat anymore after eating breakfast? I'm still not full yet. Thank you, Mrs. Lin!" After sitting down, she smiled sweetly at Lin Zhiyuan.

As one of Xia Ling's pursuers, Lin Zhiyuan was not immune to Xia Ling's smile at all. He immediately felt dizzy and said incoherently, "Er, yes, yes. Don't be shy. If it's not enough, I'll go buy it for you."

Yang Liu grabbed nothing with one hand and felt a sense of unfairness in his heart. When he saw Xia Ling's aggressive gaze, he couldn't help but mutter in a low voice, "Eat so much breakfast. Be careful not to become a fat woman and never get married again."

"What did you say?!" Xia Ling saw Yang Liu's lips moving non-stop. Although she didn't hear him clearly, she sensibly believed that he was saying something bad about her. Her two arched brows immediately straightened up.

Yang Liu smiled and said, "Nothing, I just praised that your appetite is comparable to that of some fat cute animal."

Xia Ling said angrily, "What? You're saying I'm..." Before she could finish, her eyes were already filled with hatred that she could kill Yang Liu several times over.

Yang Liu shrugged and said, "Don't look at me with such grateful eyes. I just praised you!"

Xia Ling said indignantly, "I'll be grateful to you. You're joking! I... I..." She had wanted to say, "I can't wait to strangle you to death!" But thinking about it, this sentence was not in line with the manner of a wise female teacher. In the end, she opened the plastic bag and bit down hard on the hot meat bun, using it as a willow to vent her anger.

Yang Liu glanced at him and sighed. "This bun is innocent!"

"You..." Xia Ling was so angry that she almost spat out all the buns she had been chewing.

Lin Zhiyuan, who was slow to react, finally noticed that something was amiss. Yang Liu and Xia Ling were locked in a tit-for-tat fight, and every word they said was full of anger, as if they had a deep grudge against each other. He looked at Yang Liu and then Xia Ling, and could not help but ask, "What's wrong with you two? Let's talk about it. Don't be angry, it's just breakfast!"

"We aren't angry, aren't we?" Yang Liu and Xia Ling put on a smile on their faces and said almost at the same time.

She didn't expect that the other party would say the same thing as herself. Her eyes immediately widened, like two roosters squabbling.

Lin Zhiyuan felt a headache coming on. The two of them weren't angry at all, but now that they'd finished speaking, they'd gone back on their word.

Xia Ling suddenly broke into a smile and said, "Why should I be angry? Hehe. I'm not like someone who's got a bad eye. If I can't eat strawberry, I'll say that I'm pitiful for her. It's as if she's someone's precious son. Regarding this person, I'll just ignore him!" As she spoke, she didn't even look at Yang Liu, as if she really didn't care about him anymore.

Yang Liu raised her head, looked at the ceiling with her eyes, and said slowly, "I remember the female star, Sun Erniang, who opened a black shop on the hillside in 'Water Margin'. Inside, there was a special kind of steamed stuffed bun, named Human Meat stuffed bun. As its name implies, it's called Human Meat stuffed bun. Of course, it's steamed stuffed with human flesh. It's actually very simple. First, you should kill the person first, then peel the meat off and cut it into pieces. After that, you should add some chopped green onion seasoning."

"Ew." Xia Ling, who was eating happily, felt disgusted as she chewed. Before she could finish her sentence, Yang Liu's stomach started to churn violently. Before she could finish her sentence, she covered her mouth and ran out.

"You!" Lin Zhiyuan glared at Yang Liu and shouted, "Wanwan." Then he hurriedly followed her out.

Yang Liuchu felt a sense of accomplishment when he guessed that Xia Ling must have gone to the bathroom to vomit. However, it quickly turned dull. He thought to himself, "Am I going too far? She's a girl after all, and it's my fault for being on the bus. Sigh, I've just said that she's a petty woman. Looks like I'm also a petty man. Oh, forget it. A good man doesn't fight with a woman. We'll still work in the same office in the future. I'm a grown-up man, so it doesn't matter if I let her be."

A few minutes later, Xia Ling and Lin Zhiyuan returned to their office one after the other.

Xia Ling's face was ashen. She sat on the stool without saying a word. In the bathroom, not only did she spit out the buns she had just eaten, she didn't even have the breakfast she had before coming to the school. She knew that after vomiting like this, she would definitely not be able to have any appetite for meat buns for a long time. Now, the more she thought about it, the more she felt that Yang Liu hated her to the extreme.

Lin Zhiyuan returned to Yang Liu's side and sat down. He couldn't help but complain softly, "Wanwan is actually a very good girl. Even if there's some conflict between you two, can't you let her take advantage of her?"

Yang Liu said awkwardly, "Cough, cough, this won't happen again. However, you still have to thank me. If I hadn't angered her, would you still have the chance to comfort her and care about her? I'm just creating a chance for you." He estimated that Lin Zhiyuan had a special crush on Xia Ling, so Yang Liu couldn't help but excuse himself for his actions. However, after he finished speaking, even he himself felt that his words were a little despicable and shameless!

Lin Zhiyuan thought about Yang Liu's words and realized that Yang Liu's words made a lot of sense. His heart ached for Xia Ling as she finally decided to whisper in Yang Liu's ear, "Brother Yang, why don't we do it a few more times? But don't be so violent. Let's do it in a mild way?"

Yang Liu was stunned. He didn't expect that this gentle and refined guy was actually more despicable and shameless than him.

###Chapter4,Amazing Liquid 1

Not long after, the teachers came one after another.

Mei Yu, the group leader, was the last to come. Today, she did not criticize Yang Liu anymore. Instead, her eyes were full of appreciation when she saw Yang Liu's new dress. Yang Liu breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that Lin Zhiyuan was right. This elder sister Mei was indeed not a leader who would trouble others for nothing.

For a new teacher like Yang Liu who was not a teacher of the head teacher, she had nothing to do before she officially attended class.

This entire day, Yang Liu spent her time preparing for class and reading newspapers. She seemed to be quite at ease. The only thing that made him very unhappy was the way Xia Ling would look at him from time to time. The resentment in her belly seemed to have passed through the pair of lively eyes onto Yang Liu's body. Each time she stared at her, Yang Liu would feel as if she was sitting on pins and needles. How could the woman live in the future? However, it was too late for Yang Liu to regret now, so she could only relax herself by using the AyY style.