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Entry 3

Daily Log

Entry 3

18 Krishna

I thank the Lord Brahma for the fact that my recording actually f*****g recorded yesterday. When I signed off last night I was wondering if it actually did record or was it being a d**k and decide not to record? I just listened to it and boy was I glad that the thing actually recorded. I also realized today that Vinnie is an even bigger horn dog than I thought he was. I am actually amused that I wish I knew half of it when I did the recording yesterday.

So I think I need to explain a bit of the Hierarchy of the Golordian Army before I continue. The Hierarchy itself is run by Jason Black, the Supreme Emperor or the Chief Muff Wuff or whatever the f**k he wants to call himself now-a-days. That is besides the point. His rank is considered to be something along the lines of Chief General of the Armed forces, or some bullshit like that.

Below that are his guards. They are elite soldiers that, rumors say, are able to take on entire armies. By that is meant just one of these guards (I believe the rumor mill calls them the Black Knights, but don’t know if that is supposed to be a pun or a real thing) can take on an entire platoon of men numbering at least 100 by themselves. The leader of the Black Knights, called something like the Excalibur or some bullshit, is a man named Terry Teal he has the code name of The Tiger. I don’t know why they call him the tiger, the guy looks like a strait A d**k so who knows. He supposedly once took down a whole battalion of at least 500 men by himself.

Of the Black Knights only Terry’s identity is known because he is more of a face of the Black Knights all the rest, no one knows who they are. Below the Black Knights are the Legion Generals, these are guys who are in charge of the entire armies that the Black Knights can supposedly take down. A legion consisted of at least100 battalions, with 100 platoons in each battalion if I am not mistaken. This is where my old man could be if he wanted to be a straight A d**k like the other Legion Generals.

Below the Legion Generals are the Battalion Generals, this is the rank where my old man lies. He has at least 10 battalions under his rule and these are the ones that I knew of. My old man is so well respected he could actually be running as many as 50 battalions and no one would care he was doing it. Each battalion has about 100 platoons and each platoon had 100 companies, from what I remember, and each company has 100 groups in it with 100 men each. Legion Generals were well respected in the Army and is where my old man has been for years.

Below the Battalion Generals was the Platoon General he was the lowest ranking general. The Platoon General was over 1 platoon. So, my old man had at least 10 Platoon Generals under him and potentially as many as 50 Platoon Generals that could be under him because of the respect he has. Below the Platoon General were the Colonels they were in charge of the companies. There were many categories of Colonels. From Deca-Colonels, to just Colonels, these guys were in charge of the companies depending on how many they had under their watchful eye.

My company’s Colonel, who I met today, for example only had one company under her. I believe it was because she was a female who rose to that rank and was only given than because they did not want a bunch of females to up rise against the regime so it was a sort of appeasing of the masses. Then under the Colonel is where I ended up being posted. The Captains, The Captains were in charge of a group or many groups I (probably because of my old man’s reputation) got put in charge of a dozen groups.

“Captain?!” I said c*****g my eye when Heather gave me some paperwork.

“Yes, sir.” Heather said she saluted me when she handed me the paperwork.

“Heather you don’t need to salute me,” I said looking over the paperwork.

“Honestly, I thought they were going to put you at least as a Colonel, sir.” Heather said.

“Oh f**k, Vinnie’s my Lieutenant?” I said when I saw the name. “I thought the i***t was going off to go join SPADE.”

“Oh, he is sir,” Heather said. “But he has to get through some basic training.”

“If he still has to get through some basic training why is he a lieutenant?” I asked.

“Because he scored only second to you on marksmanship, intelligence and dexterity.” Heather explained. I thought about that for a moment. Either Vinnie was one of those idiots who are super smart but acted like a dumbass.

“I get that, I guess, but why under me?” I asked.

I rubbed my temples when I started imagining Vinnie coming up to me telling me how hot some of the female cadets were. And I sighed heavily when I had this idea of walking into another bathroom, he had been jerking off in.

“I thought he was your friend.” Heather said looking confused.

“Hell no, I just met the guy yesterday.” I said sighing and shaking my head.

“Oh wow, so all that stuff about you guys growing up together…”

“Seriously?” I interrupted and Heather nodded. “Fucker made it up.” I added.

“She?!” I said.

I did not know a woman had made it to be a Colonel up to that point. Not that it mattered considering I much rather have a female as my CO because with a male CO I’m pretty sure our c***s would get in the way.

Sorry that might be a Golordia Epsilon saying. This basically means that we will be…butting heads. Especially because I just arrived and I was put on as a Captain.

“Oh god…” I suddenly realized if we had a female Colonel, that meant that Vinnie will be a problem. “Is she pretty?”

“For her age she’s extremely beautiful,” Heather said, and I cringed. “What?”

“Vinnie is a Grade A horn dog.” I said.

“You don’t think…” Heather said

“Come on, let’s go talk to the Colonel, to see what she wants me to do with the idiot.” I said as I got up from the seat I was in.

“Who’s the CO anyways?” I asked opening the door for Heather.

Now that I outranked her it put things into an odd limbo. I had to probably ask the CO for permission and a bunch of other crap. I would have to deal with that when the time came. Right now, I technically was still a new recruit, a new recruit that was put as a captain but a new recruit no-less.

“Rossa Redd,” Heather said she handed over some paperwork as we walked out of her office.

“Oh, the daughter of Reynold Redd,” I said looking at the information on her and noticing that was the first thing.

Reynold red was a friend of my old man. I knew him well he was probably like a distant uncle you knew well but hardly saw him. Rossa was bit younger than my old man but older than I was. I never actually met her. I looked at the photo of her profile and I cursed.

“f**k she’s gorgeous,” I cursed trying no to picture Vinnie jerking off looking at this photo.

Though the picture clearly showed her age she still looked downright gorgeous. She had the trademark Red hair that went with all people of the Redd name. it was curly and had glistening blonde or maybe silver strands in it. She was downright fantastic looking for a woman her age, and of course she also had the trademark Red pupils.

“Is that bad?” Heather asked.

“For me it isn’t,” I still was shaking off picturing Vinnie spraying his junk all over the place. “Vinnie on the other hand…”

ugh...this stupid thing is beeping on me again. Okay I'll continue this on the next track.