Close to the Marx

Entry 11

Entry 11

20 Krishna

Just what the hell happened with this Sigmosis Plague that I did not know about?

I thought I knew the gist of it but I had never seen someone f*****g sprout wings because of the Sigmosis plague. And yet here was a woman with f*****g butterfly wings. After having them outstretch for a few more moments she folded them back upon herself and formed the “sweater” I had always seen the Colonel wear.

“How the f**k did that happen?” I asked.

“.1 % of those affected by Sigmosis showed signs of further mutations.” Heather said.

“But that was not a ‘further mutation,” I said. “That is f*****g some weird cracked up science fiction bullshit, but it’s real. How the s**t did that even happen?”

“From what I’ve found out somehow the plague carries a DNA sequence from one victim to the next. That is why it was originally thought to be a sexually transmitted one a DNA is transmitted the most during intercourse.” The Colonel said.

“And why girls grew d***s and guys grew boobs?” I asked and the Colonel nodded. “But it was not transmitted sexually obviously because you wouldn’t even be able to do it with a butterfly without squashing it.”

“Exactly so this DNA exchange is bogus,” the Colonel said.

“Wait a minute is that why the mother fucker said that there will be a worst Sigmosis Plague?” I asked suddenly remembering what the monkey had said.

“Who said that?” the Colonel asked.

“Oh, hell I said that out loud,” I said. “I did not realize that I did that. But Colonel how is it possible?”

“The parasite,” Heather said.

“That M parasite that everyone calls it now?” I asked.

“Yeah that my father was looking into it.” The Colonel said. “He was trying to see if Hunraken had actually cured it. He realized that Hunraken had not cured it. I know that much for a fact.”

“So, the General must have found something about that .01 %,” I concluded. “That is why he mentioned your own struggle with the disease.”

“It has to be that,” the Colonel said. “That book you found look into it try to find out who wrote it. Otherwise you’ll need to find a person who may be linked to all of this.”

“You look like you have an idea,” Heather said.

In reality I did.

“The Tiger,” I said.

“The leader of the Black Knights?” The Colonel asked and I nodded. “What about him?”

“I am pretty sure I can take him.” Marx said.

“You?” Heather said sounding worried. “Taking on the leader of the most sophisticated group of soldiers?”

“Why do you say that?” The Colonel asked putting her hand up to stop Heather from continuing. I quickly got up and switched the scans of the book until the part of the book where it showed the bear fight the tiger and win.

“You can’t seriously believe that is you.” Heather said.

I got up and removed the first few buttons of my shirt. I revealed the scar that was in the shape of a bow tie that I had gotten when I was a kid. It happened from an accident when I was playing around with a knife. It was in the same damn place as that f*****g bear had his bow tie.

“Well then you best get working on it.” The Colonel said.

I nodded. And so, I left the Colonel’s office and headed off to do some research.

Thinking about it now, I actually did know how to find the Tiger. The damn book showed where the Tiger was. The Black Knights operated in Glycol, a city that was to the north of here. It was one of the main military hubs of Golordia Prime. It was considered an annex and operated almost entirely independent to the rest of Golordia.

However, one did not simply walk into Glycol. Glycol was heavily secure. But as you may recall one of my talents is master of infiltration. That was something that somehow, I knew would be of use. It was on the walk back to my berthing that I knew something was up and I threw a knife at thin air or so I thought. Only to watch it hover in the middle of the air as if being caught by something.

“I knew you had a f*****g cloak.” I said realizing who it was.

“You know Mace Windu, throwing knives at people is not nice.” The monkey said. This time I watched the fucker become solid. It was interesting. It was like watching something getting printed. It started from the top and made it’s way down to the rest of the monkey’s body.

“Mace who?” I asked.

“Never mind, by the way how is Vincent Vega doing?” the monkey said.

“I am assuming, you mean Vinnie,” I said. “I think he has been doing okay since I talked to his girl.”

“You sure Bruce Willis didn’t kill him?” the monkey said.

“What?!” I said.

“Oh, wait you’re not that one wrong universe…sorry forget I said that.” The monkey said as if realizing something. “I visited that one a while ago. I still don’t get what the hell was the deal with Vincent Vega and how come he was prancing around singing you are the one that I want.”

“What in the name of sweet merciful Krishna all-mighty are you f*****g on about now?” I said and the Monkey laughed suddenly.

“Man, that was funny.” Hanuman said. “I bet you Zeno would get a kick out of you.”

“Who in the blue f**k…” I was going to start asking who in the hell was Zeno but realized he would explain how that was from another universe, or some bullshit like that.

“Hey, it’s not bullshit.” Hanuman said. “Zeno is pretty cool, a bit childish, but so is Goku, and you don’t want me to get on about Goku. He is so broken sometimes. Like how did he unlock Ultra Instinct sign all of the sudden?”

This time I learned my lessen and did not even pay attention to what he had said.

“Man your no fun,” he said.

“Is there a reason your harassing me?” I asked.

“Better then himassing!” Hanuman said laughing. “Get it?” he wiped a fake tear from his eye and saw I was just holding my arms. “Okay so you really are no fun. Anyways, I just happened to be in the neighborhood.”

“I seriously doubt that,” I said.

“Hey not everything is about you alright,” Hanuman said.

“What do you mean?” I asked.

“Would you believe I kind of sort of accidentally caused the whole debacle with the Samantha White and Samuel Blanco.” Hanuman said and I looked at him. Now that was something that I had to pay attention to all the sudden.

“What do you mean?” I asked.

“Well, funny story is.” Hanuman said suddenly something beeped on him. He checked himself as the thing was beeping and he pulled out something that looked like some sort of communication device.

“This is Hanuman,” Hanuman said.

“Oh, hey Les,” Hanuman said.

“What do you mean we have a problem?” Hanuman said.

“Wait…who the hell got a hold of that?!” Hanuman said.

“Uh huh…”

“Uh huh…”

“Tell him to freeze his daughter,” Hanuman said.

I c****d my eyebrows at that.

“Oh, tell him to trust me for once.” Hanuman said.

“Oh, he’s so silly, thinking he can throw me,” Hanuman said.

“Tell him huff and puff will find her,” Hanuman said.

“Wait what?!” Hanuman held onto the device and looked at me. “Sorry but have to go.”

Hanuman suddenly disappeared the same way he had appeared. His body just became invisible. I c****d my eyebrow. This sort of technology had to be eons ahead of anything I had ever seen. This thing totally made him invisible, soundless, and shadow less. The tech we had now definitely did not even close to that.

That made me realize the f*****g monkey had given me a clue. It was to look for star builder technology why? I was not sure at the time. This is Captain Marxus Browne signing off for today.