Fourteen
167 Words
"Humphreys!"
"Sar! Baby, oh my god I missed you."
"I can't breathe."
"Oh s**t, sorry, munchkin. I just really missed you."
"I missed you too, nerd."
"I know. I'm very missable."
"You're an ass."
"You don't have an ass—ow!"
"b***h, my ass is bigger than your tits."
"Sar, everything is bigger than you."
"Oh my go—mm. Mmm. I missed this."
"Losing arguments?"
"Shut the f**k up."
"Don't leave that long again ok?"
"Come with me next time. My family loved you."
"Really?"
"Mhmm. They threatened to disown me if I hurt you. Heck, they spent the whole dessert time asking about you after you called me on FaceTime. They love you more than they love me, those assholes."
"I'm very loveable, huh?"
"I think you mispronounced 'loser'."
"I'm very 'loser'? Your comebacks keep getting better and better, Sar."
"Don't be a b***h. You broke my bed."
"I was hoping you'd forget, damn."
"You better fix that soon."
"How about we go break it some more?"
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