Lemonade and Other Gay s**t

Twenty

"Baby, what's that on the ceiling?"

"Wha—really, Sar? A picture of a mistletoe? It's just May."

"Shh. The rule applies anytime of the year."

"You are the corniest piece of s**t ever."

"You're the most beautiful piece of s**t ever."

"..."

"..."

"Wait, how did you reach the ceiling?"

"Did you seriously just f*****g interrupt a makeout session to f*****g ask that?"

"It's a serious question! How many chairs did you have to stack up to—ow! Baby!"

"You're a b***h and I hate you."