"What're you doing, Sar?" "Sleeping on the floor. Pillows, blanket? Duh." "The bedroom's empty. Sleep there. The floor's cold." "I'm your girl; I sleep with you, remember? If you sleep on the couch, I sleep on the floor beside you." "Don't be stubborn, Sar. Get up. You're going to get sick down there. Plus, it's bad for your back." "You're worth it." "Stop that Nicholas Sparks s**t. Go to bed, Sarah." "..." "Sarah." "Hmm?" "Sleep on a real bed." "Only if you sleep beside me-what're you doing? Put me down!" "If you're going to be stubborn, at least take care of yourself. Stay on the damn couch, okay? I'll sleep on the floor." "Why're you being so nice to me?" "Because even if you're a confusing d**k, I still love you." "..." "Why're you down here? I told you to stay on

