"What the f**k, Humphreys?"
"I... I'm sorry. I didn't... I shouldn't have... I'm sorry."
"I hate you. I had this whole romantic dinner planned out next week for your birthday so I could tell you that I f*****g love you, but you beat me to it!"
"What the f**k, Sar! I almost died, you little s**t! I thought you didn't feel the same way!"
"You d**k! Of course I feel the same way! Why would I stay with your nerdy ass for 3 months if I wasn't in love with you?!"
"I love you, Sar."
"I love you too, you moment-stealing nerd."