"Sar, baby, I have to tell you something. Please... please don't get angry."
"What is it? Is everything all right?"
"It just... it happened so fast, and I—I'm so sorry, baby."
"Humphreys, what happened?"
"Please don't get mad. I love you."
"What is it? Tell me."
"I... I got someone pregnant."
"Wha—what the f**k? Are you serious? You f*****g cheated on me and knocked someone up? How dare you?"
"..."
"Why are you laughing? Oh my god. OH MY GOD."
"..."
"I HATE YOU. DON'T f*****g TOUCH ME."
"Baby, you should've seen your face!"
"DO NOT GO NEAR ME. I'M MAD AT YOU."
"We're both girls, baby. I can't believe you fell for that! How am I supposed to get anyone pregnant?"
"I HATE YOU."
"I love you, Sarah."
"STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU ASSHOLE."
"I'm sorry, my love. It was hilario
