Twenty-Nine
135 Words
"Good morning, Sar."
"Good morning, Humphreys. Why're we up so early?"
"We're watching basketball today, remember?"
"I—I didn't think you'd bring me. I thought you'd bring Jace or Pia or one of your basketball teammates or something."
"That's ridiculous. You're my girl. You go with me."
"You sure? I don't really understand basketball. I'll bother you with questions 90% of the time."
"I'm pretty sure it's 100% of the time, but I don't mind, short stack. You're a clueless dwarf all the time."
"You're a nerdy d**k all the time."
"'Nerdy d**k'. Very sexy."
"Yes, because 'clueless dwarf' is oh so arousing, babe."
"Hey, my clueless dwarf is sexy as fuck."
"My nerdy d**k is even sexier—wait what the f**k that sounded so gross! Stop laughing at me, you bitch."
"Clueless dwarf, indeed."
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