"Why can't they just carry the ball? It's so easy to steal it if they keep bouncing it!"
"Baby, it's basketball. If they don't dribble, it's a travelling violation. They're not allowed to not dribble."
"Oh."
"Mhmm."
"Wait why isn't anyone getting the ball? What the hell? Steal it!"
"Baby, not too loud. That's called a free throw. They're not supposed to steal the ball. It's a free throw."
"What?! Why's he allowed to get free shots? Stop laughing at me! I hate you."
"Sar, he got fouled. You get a free throw if someone fouls you."
"Basketball is weird."
"You're adorable."
"You suck."