Lemonade and Other Gay s**t

Twelve

[Text Message]

Hi loser

Hi munchkin

Bye nerd

Bye dwarf

Bye whore

Bye elf

K asshole

K short stack

Dick

I miss you

Really? After I say d**k?

Are u trying to tell me something

Are u sure you're gay

I'm sorry Sar I'm actually straight

I love boys

Heterosexuality

I miss you u piece of shit

Seriously

Why do u have to go home :(

Can't ur parents go here instead

Come hooooooome I hate u

5 more days u boob

Don't miss me too much

Can we FaceTime when u get home?

Ofc ❤ I'll call you in 10. After dinner

I'll intro u to my fam ok?

My sister is going to love u u f*****g nerd

I miss you

Omg WAIT IM NOT READY

I HAVENT SHIWERED

Babe they can't smell you all

the way here omg I'm 2 states away

Oh

THATS why it smells like s**t here

U lil s**t go shower

You called me babe

Omg

I almost threw my phone I hate u

I'm squealing

IM TRYING TO INSULT U STFU